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Little Johnny returns...
Little Johnny took his new chemistry set down to the basement where he
stayed all afternoon mixing various liquids together. Eventually, his dad went
down and found him surrounded by test tubes, pounding something into the
wall. "Why are you hammering a nail into the wall?" asked the dad..
"It's not a nail," said Johnny. "It's a worm! I tried to bring
this worm back to life with my special chemical mixture, but my formula made
the worm hard as a rock." Johnny showed his dad the liquid mix that
he had soaked the worm in, and his dad said, "I'll tell you what. You
give me the test tube with your special chemical mixture in it and I'll buy you a
Toyota." So Little Johnny handed the test tube over.. The
next day, when Johnny got home from school, he saw a brand new Mercedes- Benz
parked in the driveway. He then asked his dad about the car.. "Oh,"
said the father, "your Toyota is in the garage. The Mercedes is from your
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