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Viagra
The drug from Pfizer, which is currently being prescribed to increase sexual performance.
It works by rushing blood to the genitals.
Hmmmm,... when I was younger, we got the same effect from a nice warm washcloth!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards
improving the performance of men in today's society..
DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent
of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2
percent.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a
household repair project before starting a new one.
CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more
child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug
noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
* Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties
expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen:
whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return
limit.
NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical
trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised
sports and actually converse with other family members.
FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food
solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.
FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly
Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an
irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent
overdose turned three test subjects into"special prosecutors."
LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual
affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.
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