If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
If you were in a car traveling the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on the headlights?
Can you imagine a world without hypothetical situations?
If Superman could catch bullets with his chest, why did he always duck when someone threw a gun at him?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
If you threw a cat out the window, would it be considered kitty litter?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? And who invented Drive-Thru liquor stores?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear",
how can that be possible?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why do skydivers wear helmets?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Does a fish get cramps after eating?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
How can there be "self help GROUPS"?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
If you can laugh at yourself and develop close, healthy relationships, but you are schizophrenic, are you still considered emotionally healthy?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with,"Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on driver's licenses of bald men?
If mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, do Chinese mothers feed their babies with toothpicks?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the "others" here for?
What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
What's the speed of dark?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
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