Have FUN at School?!

well, at least you can try

  1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
  2. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
  3. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
  4. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
  5. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak louder.
  6. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
  7. Become entranced with your first physics lecture, and declare your intention to pursue a career in measurements and units.
  8. Sing your questions.
  9. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.
  10. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry."
  11. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
  12. Wear your pajamas.
  13. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".
  14. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken.
  15. Address the professor as "your excellency".
  16. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
  17. Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.
  18. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face.
  19. Ask whether you have to come to class.
  20. Present the professor with a large fruit basket.
  21. Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class.
  22. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.
  23. Stuff chalk in the chalkboard erasers.
  24. Watch the professor through binoculars.
  25. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
  26. Ask to introduce your "invisible friend" in the empty seat beside you, and ask for one extra copy of each handout.
  27. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
  28. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
  29. As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on the board. Ignore the professor's reply and proceed to do so anyway.
  30. Claim that you wrote the class text book.
  31. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTOR!"
  32. Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.
  33. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Sign-up Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
  34. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the professor answers.
  35. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S stands for "Stud".
  36. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, "Can you spell that?"
  37. Disassemble your pen. "Accidentally" propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat.
  38. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh.
  39. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.
  40. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the blackboard of ancient Greek trade routes down farther because you can't see Macedonia.


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