9 PM: The sun is down and you're sitting back eating Cheetos. You worked hard all day and decided to rest before looking for the Necronomicon or any of the missing pages.
Your head is getting heavy and you slip to sleep for an instant but then remember that you're in the middle of a soon-to-be warzone.

As you take a sip of coffee from the machine you brought with you a crackling sound starts coming from outside. It can't be any tree near the cabin. You cut down all the trees in a thirty foot radius.

You check all the computer equipment: nothing. No movement. You look through the bullet proof window you put in: nothing.

You sit back down to read the lastest "Cosmopolitan" and drink your coffee.
A low moan comes from the woods. It sounds like an old man trying to get out of his chair. Then screams come from the woods- terrifying screams. It sounds as if people are being tortured out there. You hear a baby cry and then thunder strikes. Its them alright, the evil is trying to get into your head.
"Ash!" A woman screams. "Help us!" You sit back and apply your hand lotion. You know it's all one big trick.
A child's voice comes from the woods. "Ash, why won't you help us?"
"Come on son!"
"Ash!"
"They're killing us!"
"Don't just sit there!"
"For the love of God son!"
"I want my mommy!"

You stand up and face the front door. The will NOT break you!
"Ashley, oh Ashley, my little man is all grown up." A shock goes through your spine as the voice of your mother comes from the woods. "You are such a strong man now! I'm so proud." Her tone changes. "Ashley don't leave us out here. Help us! We need you!"

You're starting to crack. This is all too much. You didn't expect this at all.

They came prepared as well.

So, Ash, time to retaliate. So, do you:

Lite some dynomite and burn the woods down.

or

This was a bad idea! Get in your car and get out of there!

or

Look for the Necronomicon and the missing pages.

or

Go investigate just what the hell is going on out there.

or

Pop open a cold one and have a drink.

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