Instructions on how to be an *N SYNC fan



1. Give N SYNC more support than they expect and do it loyalty.

2. Memorize your favorite N SYNC song.

3. Don't believe all you hear about N SYNC or spend all you have on N SYNC.

4. When you say, "I love you, Justin" mean it.

5. When you say, "I'm sorry, I ever liked BSB" mean it.

6. Be engaged to JC for at least six months before you marry him.

7. Believe in love at first sight.

8. Never laugh at N SYNC's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

9. Love Joey deeply and passionately. You may get
hurt, but it's the only way to live life completely.

10. In disagreements with Lou Perlman, fight fairly. No name calling.(unless of course its big fat cow!)

11. Don't judge people by their managers, or by the record company they are signed to.

12. Teach yourself to speak like Justin but think like JC.

13. When someone asks you why you hate BSB, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

14. Take into account that getting away from Lou
Pearlman and getting a better record deal involve great risks.

15. Call TRL.

16. Say, "bless you" when you hear Lance sneeze.

17. When you lose your ticket to the N SYNC concert, don't lose the lesson.

18. Follow the three Rs: Respect for N SYNC, Respect for Jive, Responsibility for all Lou's actions.

19. Don't let BSB injure a great friendship with Jive.

20. When you realize you've made a mistake by liking BSB, take immediate steps to correct it.

21. Smile when picking up the phone. Then Chris will hear it in your voice.

22. Marry the person you love to hear sing. As you get
older, his singing skills will be even more important.

23. Spend some time alone with Justin.

24. Open your arms to BSB, but don't let go of your values and ear for talent.

25. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

26. Read more interviews. Hearing them second hand is no substitute.

27. Be a good, honorable fan. Then when you get older
and think back, you'll be able to enjoy N SYNC's first
album as much as the next.

28. Trust in God but not Lou Pearlman.

29. A loving atmosphere at your record company is the
foundation for your career. Do all you can to create a
tranquil, harmonious home at Jive.

30. In disagreements with BSB fans, deal only with the
current situation. Don't bring up the past.

31. Don't just listen to what N SYNC is singing. Listen to why they are singing it.

32. Share your knowledge about N SYNC. It's a way to make friends.

33. Be gentle with your N SYNC cd's.

34. Pray that the lawsuit will be over soon. There's
immeasurable power in it.

35. Never interrupt when an N SYNC song comes on.

36. Mind your own business when it comes to who N SYNC is dating.

37. Don't trust anyone who slaps N SYNC with a lawsuit.

38. Once a year, go to an N SYNC concert.

39. If you make a lot of money, spend it on backstage passes.

40. Remember that not getting what you want really sucks.

41. Learn the contracts so you know how to break them properly.

42. Judge N SYNC's success by what they had to give up in order to get it.

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