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 Had this movie been intended to be taken seriously, it would have to rank as one of the worst ever. However, "Jack Frost" is clearly not intended to be a mainstream movie, and it shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone. A styrofoam-man (alright, a snowman) raping a girl in the bathtub with his carrot? How could anyone write something like that with a straight face? And who sang that funny version of "Silent Night" in a voice like Mr. Snuffleupagus? How could anyone sing like that with a straight face? "Jack Frost" has a few other great moments, but unfortunately, most of the movie is just painfully dumb. The only scenes worth watching include the snowman. Everything else merely serves as padding for the ridiculous plot and a powerful temptation to press the fast forward button. Overall, this occasionally funny movie offers some camp value but not much else. |
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** NOTE: The more dots on the domino, the higher the rating. 12 is the highest rating while no dots is the abyssmal worst. ** |
    
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