Welcome to the Worm-Hole Reviews page, your field guide to the horror movie genre. Did you know that every 30 seconds, someone out there is dangerously close to spending their hard-earned money--and risking their sanity--on a bad horror movie? It's true, and chances are, I'm probably that person right now. Picking horror movies off the video rental shelf is akin to picking strange mushrooms in a forest. It's tricky to tell a poisonous mushroom from an edible one, and, believe it or not, it can be even trickier to tell a crappy horror film from a decent one (at first, of course). Those video boxes can be very deceptive, promising much better storylines and eye-candy than what the movies actually offer, and once the boxes have served their purpose, you're at the mercy of the monstrosities inside of them. It doesn't have to be this way, folks. Crawl your way down the page and let the wisdom of the WerewormTM shield you from the wicked machinations of bad moviemakers everywhere... |
Something rotten is afoot. Are YOU prepared? |
Since there is a long list of horror movie reviews on this page, there is the Ki-Board to help you to jump to the desired part of the list. The letters on the Ki-Board correspond to the first letter of the reviewed movie titles. Please bear in mind that articles such as "The" and "A" are not counted; for instance, if you want to quickly find the review for "The Haunting", you would click on the H instead of T. When you're finished, be sure to click the HOME button to check out the other goodies from the Worm-Hole homepage. Anyone who cares what goes through my head when I select and review horror movies can click the BLURB button. |