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 Despite the attempt to market "Stormswept" as horror, this movie turns out to be 95% soft-core pornography and maybe 5% horror. Granted, there is an evil spirit, but it's an incubus/succubus sort of monster which possesses its victims mostly into performing sexual escapades. Aside from a few bloody glimpses and a somewhat creepy mansion, there is no horror to be found. Lots of talking but not much stalking takes place. The problem with this type of movie is that it's too watered down to be an effective horror movie and the few bloody scenes ruin it from a pornography standpoint, unless you happen to be one of those people who get sexually aroused from the site of dead bimbos bleeding everywhere. Needless to say, someone should have swept this one down the storm sewer. The bottom line: Avoid "Stormswept". If you want a lot of gratuitous nudity in your horror movies, try one of the college girl slashers instead. |
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** NOTE: The more dots, the better it is. 11 or 12 dots indicates a masterpiece worth "throwing into the VCR" while no dots means it's a "disasterpiece" worth "throwing against the wall." ** |
    
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