The weekend is here, and what do I have in store. Well, actually, it should be a pretty good weekend for me. Tonight(Friday), I'm going out with the boys from Team "The Game" changed from "BeefMaster", I think we're going out to hit up some dinner, and then something else. Probably Pool or something like that. I'm looking forward to the team hothead, Dan Lewis, to tear into some waitress like he did last time he went out. He was brutal to her. He blurted out some real classy lines such as: "Why the f*** are there limes on the plate?" "No, I'm not done with my plate, if she wants to do anything for me, she can get me a mother-f***ing wet nap and a toothpick!" All of this while the waitress can clearly hear him. Good times, felt bad for the waitress though.

Saturday should also be a good time. I plan on sleeping in. I'd love to play some basketball at the gym, but I don't know if I'll feel as motivated tomorrow as I do now. I'm closing at Target tomorrow night, but it looks like there's going to be a small high school reunion at one of the sleaziest bars in Dracut, Shooters. But, usually the sleazier the place, the better it is. So, we'll see. It looks like it's going to be Tim, Mike, Marc, and I. We will drink it up and reminisce about the good times. On a side note, I have never seen anyone throw-up better than Tim Trull. Kara threw a huge party at her place last summer, and we're outside, I see Tim lean over the porch rail outside, throw up a couple of times, and continue his conversation as if nothing happened. It was truly unbelievable. It didn't even slow him down one bit. High comedy. You had to be there.

Sunday looks like my day of rest, I am closing again at Target, and I have a whopping 21 hours. That's the most I've had in a while. They are so bad with hours recently.

What are you up to this weekend? If you're looking to go see a movie, I suggest going to see 40 Days and 40 Nights. This movie looks hilarious, and if you can, see if you can bring a date. The chicks love this Josh Hartnett guy. Mega points. Also, the new Mel Gibson movie comes out, We Were Soldiers. I'm not too sure about this movie though. I love Mel Gibson, and it looks good, but I don't like Mel Gibson's "southern accent." There's something about it that's bothering me, and for that reason, I think I might skip this one.

Oh well, let me know if you guys have a good weekend. Write in if you have some good stories to share. Otherwise, I have a couple more links for you to enjoy. Talk to you all next week.

Annoying Things...

First off, yes I know these are done all the time, but I am desperate for material on this page, so I resorted to this....a Top Ten List. The following is a list of The 10 Most Annoying Things In My Life...

10) Lists: Yes I know, but I could only come up with 9 things, and Top 9 doesn't sound good, so I needed to fill space. Places to find this: Letterman and Pramas.com

9) People that Don't Shut Their Blinker Off: When Rob used to give me rides home from BG, there was one turn up at Pete's Gun & Tackle, where there was kind of a "half-turn" left, people never shut their blinkers off after this turn. It's so annoying. It happened at least twice a week. Places to find this: On the route from BG to my house, anywhere there is a "half-turn".

8) Small Children: My roommate threw this one in, and I couldn't agree more. I don't know what it is, but they are annoying. They cry, they poop, they're pains in the butt most of the time. I get along good with children, but they can be annoying. Places to find this: Playgrounds, parks, McDonald's.

7) Loud Gum Chewers: People that also chew with their mouth open are right up there. When this happens, I just stare at their mouths and don't hear a thing. I just want to yell at them. Places to find this: Look around, they're everywhere

6) When your girlfriend, best friend, or loud friend beat you in fantasy sports: This is rough. Especially since Kara is winning in two of my fantasy basketball leagues. She is not humble either. She makes sure we all know who is winning. My brother-in-law, George has also been a victim of this. My sister, Julie, tooled him in a fantasy league. It's more aggravating than annoying, but the season is not over. Places to find this: My fantasy leagues.

5) Snood: This one hits home for me. Have you seen this game? Have you played this game? This is by far one of the worst games ever. I vowed never to play it, and I have kept true to my promise. I have seen people waste hours on this game. People have too much time on their hands. Places to find this: Every college dorm nationwide, although, it's not as bad now as it used to be

4) People that know everything: This is very true, and I thank Rob for sending this one in, in fact, I'll let him explain this one...
DClerk79: they all say something like..."Well actually"... and that's right about the time I'm ready to start swinging.
Places to find this: Any Math/CS class at UML, there's one in every class, I hate the one in mine, he's so annoying

3) Computer Geeks: This one is rough. I'll walk into class, and the four-eyes crew on the side is always talking about some software program, usually linux, and you hear conversation such as: "Did you download the new Linux 5.4.5?" "If you right-click on the program, there's an option to see the source code!" "I can burn you a copy of star office, die microsoft die" Places to find this: The UML Computer Science Dept.

2) People that have sunglasses on indoors or when it is not sunny at all: I HATE this. Why do they do this? Someone please tell me? This kills me, I just want to make a smartass comment to them like, "A little bright in here, huh, I can barely see you, I'm blinded" The only acceptable excuse is a black eye or some sort of domestic abuse. Places to find this: Look in other people's cars during the cloudiest days, when it is raining or snowing, you'll see it.

1) Whipped Men: This is by far the most annoying thing I've noticed in my life. Men that "have to go" because their girlfriend might call and he has to be there for it. Men who gladly take orders from their significant others. Men that miss bachelor parties because their girlfriends don't want them to go. This is the worst. I have pity for you all. Places to find this: ballets, can usually tell because they walk 3 steps behind their girlfriends with their heads down, and the best place to find this, Kevin Marcucci's house.

2/25/02 3:52pm
Cleaning Up a Little...

I don't have anything much for the main page today. But, I did put a new babe of the week up today(Thanks Eric). I also finally finished up and put the final results of Simpson's Trivia up. I also had some time to verify some links, so I have a whole bunch for you to check out. Really, really, good ones. Check it out. Also, thanks for whoever sent me the pic, I don't remember who sent it, but it's good stuff. On to the links...

The Pee Wee Herman Dance: You can even move him around the page. Brings back memories

Killer Tampon: Ouch, apparently this new tampon will give potential rapists "the chop"

E-bay Item of the Week: Unfortunately, the bidding is closed on this item, check out the bottom of it, "SELLING diapers that have been used one or twice." All-together now, EWWWWWWWWWWW

Groom gets killed at Bachelor party: This reminds me of Pouliot's bachelor party

How To Be A Thug: High comedy. This guy makes you ghetto fabulous. In no time, you can be a thug.

Immaculate Erection Condoms: I'm probably going to hell for just linking it to this page. This is unreal, who wants to order some with me, there's no chance of knocking a girl up with these on

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