Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone out there. I used to think St. Patty's was my day. I used to expect presents and everything from my family, but of course, I never got any. Anyway, I hope you drank some green beer today, and appreciated the life of an Irishmen. My mom is Irish, and George and I tease her all the time. One of my favorite all-time Irish jokes is: "What is an Irish seven-course meal?" Answer: A six-pack and a potato. HAHA. Gets her everytime.

Anyway, wrestling's biggest night has come and gone. Wrestlemania is the WWF's biggest event, and I spent the night over at Matt Phinney's place. I'm going to recap it the best I can for you. I don't remember the exact times of everything, but I'll do my best...

8:04p.m. Wrestlemania begins.
8:27 Our first controversial topic: I don't know how it came up, but we started talking about Kevin's ass, and whether it was as hairy as a wookie or not. He's got a hairy chest and back, so everyone knows he must have a "sweater's worth of hair," he contested that he was as smooth as a baby's bottom, Katie put an end to it all, by nodding that it was hairy as hell. Sorry man.
8:32 The room bursts into applause as John Phinney shows us his Driver's Learner's permit. It was 4 years in the making. Congrats buddy.
8:36 Domino's pizza arrives. We ordered 3 large: one with pepperoni and bacon, another with sausage and hamburg, and a hawaiian pizza. Pepperoni and bacon was superior, and of course, we had the garlic sauce. That's key.
9:02 This is a Phinney tradition. The game of Who Farted? was played. The way the game is played is, a smell starts to fill the room, we all know what it is, and then Matt starts his interrogation: "Was that you? Pramas was that you? Kevin was that you?, Katie was that you?" I don't know if he realizes it or not, but it happens everytime I'm there. This game has been played everytime I've been there for the past 7 years. Always unintentional comedy, always at Matt's place.
9:22 The jokes start flying. At this point, we all start telling our favorite jokes of the past, and any new ones we've picked up. Even though none of us are racists, we go with racists jokes, and Matt kicked it off with the famous "How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball" These jokes continue for a good half an hour or so.
9:33 On my third Mountain Dew and 5th slice of pizza. Feeling good.
9:38 Not feeling too good anymore about the pizza. I always regret that extra slice five minutes later.
9:45 I believe Mr. Phinney tells a joke about guys giving oral sex to girls, and then we somehow come to find out that Mrs. Phinney doesn't "wiggle" during oral sex. Way too much information. She had no problem blurting it out there either. I could never talk about some of the things that Matt and his mother talk about it. I can never talk about women to my mother. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Anyway, Matt almost lost it from the wiggle comment, the whole room went "EWWWWWWWWWWW." I don't know how we got here, but we needed to change directions, Matt ends the conversation by switching our attention to wrestling. We proceed to use the term "wiggle" over and over again throughout the night to embarass Matt.
10:13 The tag-team match begins, and we're all dumbfounded by how good Stacy Kiebler looks tonight on TV. Mrs. Phinney throws in the usual "All guys are the same, you all want that, you're all thinking about one thing." I say, "yeah, so" and she continues to tell us that we all think we want that, but when we want to settle down, you boys go for the nice girls.
10:37 The match of the night begins. The Rock vs. Hogan. The crowd was so into the match, and it seemed like they were cheering for Hogan more than the Rock, even though Hogan is supposed to be the "bad guy." This match was one of Wrestlemania's greatest of all-time. I was on the edge of my seat.
11:02 The match ends. The Rock ended up winning it. I'm really upset about the next part. Hogan shakes the Rock's hands, and all of a sudden, they are friends. The WWF always does this. They forget the past. A few weeks ago, Hogan tried to kill the rock. He hit him with a hammer in the back of the head. Then when the Rock was in the ambulance, Hogan slammed a semi into it to try and end the Rock, now they are friends. Anyway, The nWo jumps in, and they gank Hogan for shaking the Rock's hand. The Rock then comes back in, and helps Hogan fight them off. The only way I will forgive this, is if Hogan rejoins the nWo in some swerve on RAW.
11:07 Stevie G is complaining because Kevin promised him a suplex, and he never got one. Steve trash-talked Kevin and I all night long, because we guessed things that didn't happen. Steve called us "insiders" and kept asking Kevin, "where is the suplex" "you promised me a suplex." I wanted to drop the legdrop on him. Kevin swore there was a suplex. He even sent this in to Steve, who will be checking out Pramas.com later,
PerfectWeapon17: Hogan and Rock stare at each other. Hogan shoves Rock down. Hogan buffs up with the pythons. Hogan tells Rock to just bring it. Hard knock down by Hogan. Hogan punches Rock in the ropes. Rock with a flying clothesline. Rock tells Hogan to just bring it. Both men shove each other. Right hands by Rock. Hogan falls out of the ring. Rock follows out and hits Hogan in the back of the head. Back in the ring Rock hits a clothesline. Hogan counters the rock bottom with an elbow to the neck. Hogan with an elbow to the head. Repeated elbow drops by Hogan. Hogan punches Rock in the corner. Spear by Rock followed by right hands. Hogan with a belly to back suplex for a two count. (Courtesy of Lords of Pain).

11:43 Wrestlemania ends. Triple H won the belt. Angle won his match. It was a good night with some good laughs. I'll see you all later.

Random Notes

Anyone that has not picked up the Patriots DVD yet needs to. I got it last Tuesday at Target for 15 bucks. The video is sweet. It gives a whole season wrapup with all of the ups and downs. NFL Films is awesome. They have that guy with the voice on there that just makes everything exciting. It has interviews, sound clips, and all of the Pats stuff. It also has the U2 performance from halftime. Well worth the money. If you don't have it yet, what are you waiting for? Go out and get it.

I just wanted to quickly mention the high comedy of the weekend. John John's car has a problem. The brake lights never turn off. Some of us from Target and John John went to go see 40 Days and 40 Nights last Saturday. I'm driving in another person's car, and far away, you could see John John's lights constantly on. But the funniest part was that we were walking towards the theater, and far to the left, I could see John John with the hood up, brake lights on, he's disconnecting his battery so it won't die. I started cracking up, and I almost lost it. Despite my encouragement to keep it like it is for comedy's sake, John's getting it fixed.

Has anyone been watching wrestling lately? It's awesome again. The NWO is back, and they are destroying the top stars of the WWF. This Sunday is Wrestlemania, and headlining the event is The Rock vs. Hollywood Hulk Hogan. The legend of the past vs. the legend of the future. I can't wait to see this match. This will be Hogan's first Wrestlemania in 8 years. Last night, on Raw, two of the WWF's biggest stars, Austin and the Rock, faced the 3 members of the NWO in a handicap tag match. Hogan dropped the big legdrop on the Rock and pinned him 1,2,3. Should be a great match on Sunday. I can't wait.

Last Friday night, Rob, Adrianne, Gregory, Jayme, and I went to the brewery. It was an unbelievable night. I met up with just about every person I know from ULowell, and I just had an awesome time hanging with everybody. Marc and Allison came by too, and that was nice because I haven't seen them in a while. But I hung out with the Shermanator, his buddy Jason, I met up with Matt Michaud, and Andy Contois. I saw a buddy from high school, Nate Eng. I'm forgetting a whole bunch of people, but believe me, great time. Sherman's pool tab, food, and drink bill: over $100.

On Saturday night, the UMass-Lowell River Hawks wrapped up their series with Northeastern by beating them 3-1 at the Tsongas Arena. UML is next playing against UNH at the FleetCenter on Friday at 4pm. I'd go, but I'm working.

Quick Note: Sorry, if my page has been unavailable the last couple of days. I went over my transfer rate for my free site, and they shut it down because of that. Damn Geocities.

OH MY GOD! Cancun Central is finally open (click link on left). I've had it done for a while, but I wanted to add more stuff. I never did, but I have some pics up, and some general info. about Cancun on there. I hope you enjoy, but for now, enjoy some links...

Slap the Monkey: A funny page, my fastest time was 267 mph. Thank you Sarah for sending this in.

Puppy Bowling: Hey, could catch on I guess.

When Will OJ Kill Again?: A huge pool guessing when OJ will kill again. I've got August 25th, 2002, my birthday. Only $1 to get in, a huge payoff if it's your day.

Topless Tutors: Good way to study for those midterms.

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