4/12/02 3:22pm
Off To Florida

Yes indeed, tomorrow morning at 6am, I will be departing for Florida. I know I haven't updated much, but I just wanted to let you guys know where I was going. I'll be gone until Sunday the 21st. I'm going to Florida with my family, and I'm looking forward to the sun and some golfing. That's all I really can say now. I went to bed at 7am and woke up at 8:45, so I'm pretty damned tired. Expect a full report on what happened when I get back up here. For now, enjoy a link or two...

  • Jesus Dress Up: If I wasn't sure about it before, but now I'm definetely going to hell. Seriously. Anyone that laughs while doing this is coming with me. You can thank Eric for your eternal damnation, he sent the link in.
  • Jesse's Home Page: My roommate is on the Internet now. Check him out, he doesn't have much yet, but I'm proud.
  • Millionaire, Stoner Addition: Enjoy this version of the hit show. Hilarious stuff. Shibby. I'll talk to you all when I get back from Florida, later...

  • 4/1/02 1:44am
    Happy Easter

    Happy Easter everyone. I hope you all had a good day with your families, and ate lots of candy. I ate way too much today. Julie, George, and I went to the Cheesecake Factory. Awesome food. I had the "Tons of Fun Burger" The thing was huge, I had to squash the thing down just to fit it in my mouth.

    I learned one special thing today. Everything you were told about Easter is wrong. It's all wrong. I always wondered where the Easter Bunny fit into the whole Jesus resurrecting thing. Thankfully, George was there to straighten me out. He wrote down everything I ever needed to know about Easter and now he wants me to spread that knowledge with you. This is from the Book of George, enjoy:

    "We all know of the Easter connection to Jesus, but how does the Easter Bunny fit into this holiday? When Jesus was being crucified, the Easter Bunny was up on the cross next to him. And how did such a furry, lovable, cudly bunny, who handed out baskets full of chocolates and jelly beans, find himself on the cross next to Jesus, the savior of Christian religion? The Easter Bunny was becoming powerful. Nervous that the Easter Bunny and his followers would soon eclipse that of the Roman Emperor and his followers, the Easter Bunny was persecuted and charged with treason against the Roman Empire. The Easter Bunny was betrayed by the Passover Raccoon, who was jealous of the Easter Bunny. The Passover Raccoon went from house to house passing out sheep's blood and wasn't as popular as the Easter Bunny, who passed out baskets full of jelly beans and chocolate. So like Jesus, the Easter Bunny was crucified and rose on the third day. He hopped out of the cave, where he was laid to rest, and commenced passing out Easter baskets."

    Thank you George for clearing that up for us all. Am I going to hell now? I feel bad just copying that down on this page. I think I just sealed my fate. Ah well, hope you all had a great Easter. Later...


    3/29/02 11:13am
    What's going on???

    I'm back again after another long absence. Explanation?? I had basically no motivation during Spring Break, and I've actually been working quite a bit. Target has been giving me a little over 20 hours a week, but I've been finding ways to get 10 more hours or so. I've been asking everyone for hours. I've been doing some cashiering, guest service, I was a cart attendant one night, and for the last two weeks, Monday has been my only day off. But, I'm back again for another installment, so off we go...

    -Why am I updating today? Well, I was actually up at about 8:30 today all ready to go to school, but then I realized it was Good Friday, and this should be a day off. I don't think the good Lord meant for us to go to school today? Don't you think?

    -Spring Break was pretty uneventful for me. All I did was play basketball and work. My shot was getting good by the end of the week, and I was pretty satisfied with my spring break, but it's no Cancun. Everytime I heard "One More Time" or Darude's "Sandstorm" on the radio, I would get a little depression about not being in Cancun this year. I have to do something next year.

    -I was at Mike's last Saturday night, and I realized something. Besides playing sports, there is nothing greater than hanging out, drinking, and playing asshole with your friends. It's one of the great joys in my life. I was the asshole for a while, but I always seem to end up being the beer bitch, but then we got new players, so we decided to start again, and I had a brief term of office in the president's chair. I love being president. SOCIAL!!!

    -Another simple joy in my life, fantasy sports. My fantasy baseball team is set for opening day, and I'm feeling really good about my team. I love my position players, and my closers, but I feel like I need one more decent starting pitcher. So, I'm trying to work a last minute trade with a couple of teams. The only thing I know is that I haven't won a fantasy league in a couple of years, and that was baseball. I need to dominate this year, especially after the way Kara embarassed us all in basketball. There is hope though, I'm in first place in my Nascar league. I'll keep you posted about baseball.

    -So the actual domain name Pramas.com got purchased by some Japanese company, that buys and sells domain names. Bastards. I e-mailed them and was curious as to how much it might cost to purchase Pramas.com from them. They sent me this reply: "Thank you for your interest in the domain name, Pramas.com. Bids usually run around $2500, but to secure the name, you will probably need a bid of about $5000" Bullshit. NO ONE, but me, is interested in that name. They own it until December of 2002, so I'll look into it then. Until then, Pramas.com will live on being the long address you know and love.

    -I think I'm going to see Van Wilder next week. I'm kind of excited about that. The story about a college guy who's been in college for seven years slacking off. It's like my story now, except I'm not nearly as popular and Tara Reid isn't chasing me around.

    -I've been in a "getting-in-shape" kick. I've run quite a bit, and I played a lot of baskeball lately. I'm trying to lose a little stomach before the summertime, and I've lost a little bit of weight. Here's my life story when it comes to weight:
         -6th grade: Sub-100 - skinny, little short boy.
         -10th grade: Huge growth spurt, start going from 130s to 160s.
         -Freshmen year in college: Gain the freshmen 30 - go from 160s to 190s.
         -Summer after freshmen year: Not as much food, not as lazy - drop from 190 to 175.
         -Sophomore year to Feb. 28th 2002: Steady weight growth up to 196!!!
         -Feb. 28th to present: Dropped 3.75 lbs. and am now a "feeling slimmer 192.75 lbs."

    -If you haven't checked my guestbook in a while. A couple of people by the name of Robert and Mark have signed it, and they say "ninjas are totally sweet, and by totally sweet they mean awesome." I checked out their webpage, and they have one of the funniest pages I've ever seen. How they stumbled on my site, I have no idea. But this is my link of the month right here, check out their site, The Official Ninjas Page. Check it out, you will not be disappointed.

    -HAHA, check out this pic. God Kills

    -I've become quite a little chef over here at my place. I can't cook much, but lately I've been combining things I know to make new things. For instance, I take my Hungry Jack instant potatoes, combing it with some corn, and grilled ground beef, and BAM! Shepard's Pie. Yesterday, I cooked chicken on the George, marinated with italian dressing, sliced it up, and added it to pasta with Emeril's Kicked Up Tomato sauce (the best sauce out there), and I made an amazing meal. In the future, look for Ramen Noodles and Macaroni and Cheese to somehow be combined.

    -That's about all I have for you today. But, I'll keep you posted on any new stuff for the site. Have a great Easter if I don't talk to you before then.


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