09/30/01 7:24am
My Night...
Last night, Kara and I went up to St. Anselm's to have dinner with Rob and Adrianne. Truly, a great night in all accounts.
Dinner was great. I had a chicken parmesan sandwich with fries, a potato skin, and a "bladder buster" size Mountain Dew. I was very hungry, so I was also picking from everyone else's plate. While sitting at dinner, I came up with one definite conclusion, with the exception of the beautiful Adrianne, it seems like UMass-Lowell has prettier girls than St. A's. Not sure though, I'll have to ask Rob what he thinks.
After dinner is where the fun started. We went to a place called Antics, an arcade/grill, and I had a great time there. here's what happened there:
But the highlight of the night by far, is what we got for the tickets we won. Much to the chagrin1 of Kara, Rob and I got Whoopie Cushions. This brought us back to when we were 12. It was great, all night, making fart noises. On the way back to Adrianne's room, we were doing "drive-bys" where we would drive past people on campus with our windows down, and squeeze the whoopie cushion. I heard one girl say "Oh, my god". ¾ of us in the car loved it. I don't think I ever laughed so hard in my life.
Then, we went back to Adrianne's room and drank a little, and had a good time with some of her friends at school. I was trying to hide the whoopie cushion and have people sit on it to get a good laugh, but to no prevail. Then Kara and I left to go home, and she said if she ever hears that sound(i.e. whoopie cushion) again, she'd kill me. So, I guess I'll only bring it out when I'm with the guys!
What's on my plate for Sunday? I think I'm playing basketball at 9:30am. I believe I have some stupid wedding I have to go to later on today. I think I'll just sit at the bar with my brother. That sounds like fun. Check in tomorrow, there should be a brand new week starting with new links and such. Have a good one. Oh, by the way, the Patriots are going to win today. Now that Bledsoe's gone, everyone is writing off the Pat's, but I think they're going to score an upset today over the Colts.
1cha·grin
Pronunciation: sh&-'grin
Function: noun
Etymology: French, from chagrin sad
Date: circa 1681
: disquietude or distress of mind caused by humiliation, disappointment, or failure
09/28/01 9:48pm
Ass-Man!!!
OK, first thanks to all of you for voting in last week's poll. I now know that I must be obsessed with asses. The final results were 49-4 heavily favoring that I am obsessed with asses. Apparently, this is all I talk about, all i stare at, all I think about, guys, girls, animals, anything. I would also give a special thanks to Rob, Kevin, and the other two people that knew the truth.
I was hanging with Rob tonight, when we started reminiscing about the old high school days, and we decided that this should be a regular column on my webpage. So, I'd like everyone to e-mail me some funny stories from high school, and I'll make a section called Reminsicing or something like that. There are so many funny stories to tell, it's going to be great.
09/26/01 9:12pm
A Great Day In The History Of Mankind...
I forgot to mention this, but yesterday, a truly wonderful day, one of the greatest things in the history of mankind happened. Anna Kournikova released her new workout video. For the past few weeks, I've noticed I've gotten a little bigger around the midsection, and I can't think about a better way to drop some pounds then to "sweat with Anna." I read one review online, and she has a classic quote: "All you need is a sturdy box." I couldn't agree more. So for anyone looking for a Christmas gift for yours truly, I think you've found it. Also available on DVD.
It looks like I finally have a job. I agreed to work at Target. It's not the pay I wanted, but I'm desperate, so I'll give it a shot and see if I like it or not. I had to pee in a cup tonight for my drug test, so that was the excitement of the day today. I'm not scheduled yet, they have to check the drug test. But, I should be back on the working force soon, and I can't wait.
My new Maxim is in, and I'd like to write a joke or two from them. Here goes.
Q. What food kills a woman's sex drive?
A. Wedding cake.
A rabbit running through the forest stumbles upon a deer rolling a joint. The rabbit says, "Don't do that. Come running with me. It's much more fun!" The deer takes off with the rabbit.
They come across an elephant doing coke. "Come running with us elephant," says the rabbit. "You'll feel so good!" The elephant decides to join in the fun.
The animals encounter a lion about to shoot up. Before the rabbit can say anything, the lion knocks it unconscious.
The deer screams, "Lion, what are you doing? He's trying to help us!"
The lion answers, "The fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he takes Ecstasy!"
09/25/01 3:46pm
Week 7 Begins...
Week 7 of Pramas.com is underway. New links, New BOTW. Cancun Central is at a stand-still right now. I've got the pictures section ready, and I have a Cancun quiz all prepared, but I'm missing a lot of key information. I don't remember a lot of what happened, and no, it's not because i was drunk the whole time. So, I've asked a few people that went with us to e-mail me some of their favorite moments. So, when I get that done, I will get that up.
Monday, Sept. 24th, the 2nd Annual Preston Pramas Memorial Invitational was held. It was a great turn-out this year, and this year, we received enough money to give a $10,000 scholarship in my father's name. To be eligible for this scholarship, you have to live in Dracut, and have played girl's recreation basketball. When the man who ran this event gets me the pics, I will put up a little section where I'll have the pictures up, and some information on the Pramas Invitational.
On the job front, I'm closing in on a job, and I should be working very soon. I was interviewed at Target today. My old manager from OfficeMax works there now, and he's a great guy. As soon as he saw me he said, "Get this guy a red shirt." So, that's looking like the place to be. I also went to OfficeMax, but the manager there was being a jerk, so that's a no-go. I also went to Circuit City for my interview. They seem nice, but they don't have any sales positions, so I think I'm going to pass on that place. I'll let you know in the next couple of days what I am going to do.
Fresh links for you. Check them out...
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