Other People's Weird Celebrity Encounters
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Mel Gibson
I was on the Warner Bros. studio, right after a job interview. As I was
rounding a sound stage, a golf cart comes careening around the corner
really fast, and almost missed killing me by four inches. I looked at the
cart and saw it was Mel Gibson, covered in fake blood from "Lethal
Weapon 4." I wish he hit me though, because I could've sued his ass
back to Australia.
Rob
Jenny McCarthy
I was one of the finalist for an episode of "Singled Out." I had to scrub
this really dirty pan in a fish tank full of dirty water. While
scrubbing, I had to tell my potential date why I was scrubbing for her. I
started scrubbing furiously, saying things like, "I'll scrub this pan
really clean for you." Anyway, I really got into it and splashed water all
over the place. Jenny McCarthy was standing next to me while I was doing
this, and I splashed a lot of water on her. She not only got soaked, she
got furious, and she started cursing uncontrollably, like, "What the fuck
you
little prick!" She got into such a furor that the producer
almost pulled the plug on the episode before Jenny calmed down. Needless
to say, I got dumped by the girl. The producer of the show later came up
to me
and told me I had a lot of energy, and asked if I wanted to be the guy who
chooses the girl. I replied yes. "Singled Out" went to New York for a
week,
and then Carmen Electra took over for Jenny. I never got to appear on
the show.
Brad
Elton John
We ran into Elton John at a gay sex shop called Drake's on Melrose Ave.
He was standing there looking through lesbian porn post cards. He didn't
see me,
but his bodyguard did because he noticed me staring and gave me a mean
stare back. His bodyguard was huge. Anyway, Sir Elton was there because
his companion was buying a huge stack of gay porn magazines, about $40-50
worth.
Jen
Peyton Manning
He was this really tall guy I went to high school with. Football? Is that
what he does now?
Mark
Chris Rock
I was shopping when I saw someone who looked familiar. I was staring at
him, trying to figure out who he is until he came up and asked me who I
am. I introduced myself, and then he said, "I'm Chris Rock. Why are you
staring at me?" I told him I was trying to figure out who he is. He then
asked, "Is it okay if I stare at you, so you know what it feels like to be
stared at?" I said sure. He went back to his original spot and started
staring at me. He said he wasn't going to stop, and I told him I know. We
stared at each other for 10 minutes.
Andrea
Tom Hanks
While filming Forrest Gump at USC, Tom Hanks hung around with the
students during break. They were filming at one of the dorms. During the
long breaks, he would go down to the student lounge and play table tennis
with the students. Every 15 minutes, he would stop and say, "Okay who
wants autographs or pictures?" and he would sign autographs and pose for
pictures. He was very nice and friendly. That's a lot better than Robin
Wright, who spent her entire time in her trailer away from people, not
talking to anyone.
Michelle
Spike Lee
I was flying from Chicago to Los Angeles, and I was looking for an upgrade
from coach to first-class. The upgrade was down to me and someone who
looks like a businessman. Somebody came up to the guy and said, "I can't
believe it's you!" Sure enough, it was Spike Lee. I thought I would never
get first-class ahead of Lee. I ended up with coach, and as I took my
seat, I saw Spike Lee sitting a couple of rows in front of me. The
airplane was booked, so neither of us got upgraded, and we both flew
coach. Nobody recognized it was Spike Lee sitting in coach for the four
hour flight.
Clay
No Doubt
My mom has to frequently fly to Newport Beach, Cal. on business trips. One
time, her flight got canceled, so she took another flight and ended up
sitting next to No Doubt, right when they exploded on the music scene. My
mom and the band started talking, and they said they recently got picked
up by MTV and things were happening for them. They revealed that they
needed to use a computer, but didn't have a lot of experience in it. So my
mom gave No Doubt computer advice for the rest of the flight. They
hung on to every word of her advice and thanked her for the piece of
wisdom.
Axel
LL Cool J
We had to film a test roll for a film class, so we went out on campus
to look for something to shoot. LL Cool J was signing books that
day, and he was about done. So we went up to him and asked if he wanted to
be in a movie. He agreed, and we got a shot of him kissing his fingers and
holding a peace sign up.
Brook & Joe
Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman
I was standing outside the green room, working the Oscars, and I was asked
to stop a couple who just left. So I went up to them and said, "Sir,
Miss?" and I saw it was Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. So I said, "Mr.
Cruise, Mrs. Kidman," and they stopped and turned with a puzzled look.
I said, "They need you back at the Green Room." Tom said, "But she gotta,
she has to..." I said, "Do you have to go the bathroom? Nicole replied,
"Yes, do you know where it is?" I walked them down the hall, and Tom
grabbed my shoulder asking, "Where are we taking us?" We go around the
corner, and I started to lead them to the backstage talent bathroom, which
is the nice one. But a stage-hand told Tom about the stage-hand bathroom,
which was a urine-soaked hellhole. Tom grabbed my arm and said, "Where are
you taking her? There's a bathroom right here." He said it with an intense
look of jealousy. Nicole looks at me and asked, Is there a bathroom up
here?" and I reply, "Yes, a really nice one." She said fine. Tom said,
"Nick, there's one right here. Buddy, where are you taking her? Hey,
buddy." Nicole said, "Tom, we're going up here. Tom, it's here. Tom,
come." Tom relented and said, "Yes dear." and ran after her like a dog.
They both thanked me.
Barry
Austin from Days of Our Lives
I saw Austin at the USC-UCLA basketball game and he was sitting in the
front row. I was really nervous to approach him, but I had to meet him
since I'm a big fan. I go down adn say to him, "I don't know what to say."
He answers, "Well, I'm a normal person." (Note from Joe: I'm going to
skip all the small talk and get to the interesting part.) ...then I say to
him, "You know what's the only thing I don't like about your character?
The name Austin. I don't know why, but I just hate that name." He replied,
"My real name's Austin." Despite this embarrassing moment, he was really
nice.
Rebecca
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