This is my precious Brender. I love her dammit! And, I miss her. Oh, I am getting very dee-pressed. But, I will win her from Corinthos. She is not called Hanner dammit! She is Brender. In this picture, she was beating me with the tripod. Those were the days dammit!
This is my partner Row-bin. She helps me out sometimes, and she plays Pat-A-Cake with me. I love that game dammit! Now, if I can only get her away from Morgan...
This is my new son, Juan. He asked m-ee to b-ee his father, and he talks exactly like m-ee! He is O-some dammit!
This is Stefan. He invited me over for dinner once. He made me eat brains dammit! And they were disgusting. But, he is nice to me, I think. I do not understand what he is saying dammit!
This is my new friend, Chloe. She is O-some dammit! We play hopscotch together, and pin the tail on the moose. I love that game dammit! Oh, and we also play dress-up. We have the same favorite color and everything! Yay dammit! And, she also makes me new speedos when Morgan and Corinthos ruin mine. But, I just found out that her last name is Morgan. I am not sure if we can still be friends if she is related to him. I hate that guy dammit!
This is my brother Jerry. He is cool dammit! He always stands up for me when Corinthos and Morgan give me wedgies. I love him dammit, even though he dropped me on my head as a baby. That must have hurt dammit!
This is Alexer. She actually married me dammit, although I still do not understand why ... Anyway, we are dee-vorced now, but for some ree-son I ree-lly like this picture dammit! I just cannot figure out why...
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