Last week, on "Survivor"...
Host: Nikolas told the other teens that he had a surprise for them, one which Lucky was not happy about.
Lucky: "You ordered Mrs. Landsbury to bring dead Ted to the island? What were you thinking?"
Nik: "I thought it would be a nice surprise! And I have another one for you guys!"
Emily (worried): "Oh no..."
Nik (smiling): "Yep! And here it is ... I'm not really a teen! I'm actually 25!"
(Liz, Lucky, and Emily look at each other, shocked)
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Sonny: "I'm trying to, you know .... decide (long pause) who to, you know, vote off this week."
Jason (getting upset): "Liz keeps asking me if her paintings look like the wind, and I don't even know what the wind looks like! I don't like it when, people make me feel stupid."
Sonny (patting his shoulder): "Don't worry buddy."
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Host: And later, as the dysfunctionals were sitting around the campfire, Nikolas' surprise arrived, which piqued Helena's interest.
Helena: "That looks like Mrs. Landsbury coming this way. Didn't I already kill her?"
Host: The four remaining teens looked at each other fearful, as Nikolas tried to come up with a valid excuse for the appearance of Mrs. Landsbury, AND the freezer.
Nik: "Um, that freezer belonged to my father-uncle, and I wanted it here to remind me of him. Yeah, that's it!"
(Nik looks at the other teens, who shake their heads)
AJ (excited): "Alright! Is there booze in there?"
Nik: "Um, no..."
Hannah: "Dessert?"
Nik: "No..."
Robin: "Any kind of food?"
Nik: "No ..." (He looks at Robin, confused, and Robin notices)
Robin: "What? Why are you looking at me like that?"
Nik: "No reason, its just that the guy in my suitcase told me that I'm supposed to be in love with you, but I love Liz. I wonder why that is..."
V (changing the subject): "Well, I hope there's nothing else in there."
Emily (trying to cover): "Why would you say that?"
V: "Well, if there is, then it's going to go bad very quickly. In case you didn't notice, we're on a DESERTED island, which means, no electricity..."
(The four teens look at each other with terrified expressions)
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Later, at Port Charles council, the voting went as follows:
-Jason and Sonny received one vote each
-Nik, Jaxman, Robin, and Taggert received 2 votes each
-AJ received 3 votes
-Hannah received 7 votes
-And Liz received 12 votes
Host: "I'm sorry Liz, the dysfunctionals have spoken. You must leave the island immediately."
Liz (shocked): "What? I can't believe I got voted off!"
Nik: "Damn! We just lost our census taker!"
Emily (under her breath): "A ha! Now I have Lucky AND Nik all to myself!"
Liz: "Fine, I'm leaving. But when you get back to Port Charles, don't be surprised if you find a very pissed off Gatsby at your doorstep!"
(Liz turns to leave, and turns back at the sound of Lucky's voice)
Lucky (with feeling): "I care about you, Liz."
Liz (angry): "Oh, shut the hell up!"
Host: "The rest of you can make your way back to camp."
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And today, on "Survivor"...
Host: Sonny & Jason discuss the previous day's vote.
Sonny: "Can you believe, you know, that someone had the .... guts (long pause) to vote against me?"
Jason: "Me too."
Sonny: "Do you think we should (long sigh) try to, you know, find out ... who it, was?"
Jason: "Yeah. Then we can shoot them."
Sonny: "Sounds good." (Jason nods)
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Host: The castaways are sitting around a fire, and are starting to get on each other's nerves.
Jaxman: "I am hungry dammit!"
AJ: "Then why don't you go look for some food?"
Taggert: "Yeah, speedo boy. I'm getting tired of your whining."
Jaxman: "I am sorry dee-tective. I do not wish to make you angry."
Taggert (angry): "How many times do I have to tell you, IT'S LIEUTENANT!"
Jaxman (scared): "Oh no dammit!"
(Suddenly, the castaways are distracted by a rustling sound in the bushes. They are surprised to see Ned emerge, his clothes tattered, and face flushed)
Ned: "Hey, anyone bring any condoms?"
(Everyone looks around, and AJ avoids their glances)
Ned (upset): "No one? Dammit!" (Ned goes back into the bushes)
Helena: "Am I the only one who forgot Ned & Alexis were present here?"
(Everyone shakes their heads)
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In the bushes...
Alexis (anxious): "Did you get them?"
Ned (disappointed): "They're all out."
Alexis: "Already? We've only been here, well, I'm not sure how long we've been here." (She smiles at him) "I've sort of lost track of time."
Ned (Smiling back): "Me too." (Getting serious) "I think we have no choice but to join the others. I don't really want to have another child right now. Neglecting one is hard enough."
Alexis: "I agree. Besides, I have the maternal instinct of a gnat." (She sighs) "I guess we have no choice: lead me to the others!"
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As the remaining teens try to decide what to do with the freezer, Nikolas is distracted by someone in the distance...
Lucky: "What are you looking at?"
Nik (pointing): "Do you see someone over there?"
Lucky (looking): "Where?"
Nik (pointing more forcefully): "Over there!"
Lucky: "I hope you're not looking at another woman. You love Liz, you should go for her."
Emily: "What about me?"
(Nik and Lucky continue their conversation, oblivious to Emily)
Emily: "Hello? Remember me? HELLO?" (Emily waves her hands, but still goes unnoticed)
Emily: "Oh, forget it!" (Emily leaves, frustrated, as her exit goes unseen)
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Last week, on "Survivor"...
Host: Nik and Lucky were talking when Nik was distracted by someone in the distance.
Nik: "I see someone over there."
Lucky: "I don't see anyone."
Nik (looks at Lucky): "Well, it might help if you pushed your hair out of your face." (Lucky brushes his hair back) "That's better."
Lucky (excited): "I do see that person!"
Nik: "What did I tell you? I'm going over there. I want to see who that is."
Lucky: "Suit yourself."
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Host: Sonny & Jason were closer to discovering who voted for them.
Sonny: "Well, it could be, you know ... a (long pause) lot of different people."
Jason: "Yes, Sonny."
Sonny: "But, my ... best (sigh) bet is Taggert, or probably the speedo freak."
Jason: "Yes, Sonny."
Sonny: "Once we get some proof, we can, you know, act ... then."
Jason: "Yes, Sonny."
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Host: Nik approached the person he had seen in the distance.
Nik: "Excuse me."
Man: "Did I not convey my desire to be unaccompanied at this juncture?"
Nik (shocked): "No, it can't be..."
Man: "It cannot be what?" (The man turns to face Nik, and Nik looks at him with a shocked expression)
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Host: AJ was determined to get someone to sleep with him.
AJ: "Come on Robin, think about it. Remember when it was Jason & Keesha? Why was it never you and me?"
Robin: "No way, AJ."
(AJ turns around)
AJ: "Alright, how about you, Alexis?" (He leans over and whispers in her ear) "I lied before. I do have condoms." (He smiles suggestively, as Alexis looks to Ned)
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Host: Nik realized who the mystery man was...
Nik: "Father-uncle? I cannot believe it's you!"
Stefan: "Son-nephew? Why did you venture out here?"
Nik: "It's a long story. I just cannot believe you are alive, dammit!"
Stefan (shakes his head): "My greatest consternation has become fact. You have been fraternizing with Mr. Jaxman, have you not?"
Nik: "Forget about that. Helena is here. If she finds out you're not dead, well, I guess she will kill you ... yet again. I am worried, father-uncle."
Stefan: "Do not distress, son-nephew, I can out-maneuver Helena."
Nik: "I hope so..."
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And later, at Port Charles council, the voting went as follows:
-Sonny, Ned, Jason, Jaxman, and Helena received one vote each
-Robin received 4 votes
-Hannah received 6 votes
-And Nik received 19 votes
Host: "I'm sorry Nik, the dysfunctionals have spoken. You must leave the island immediately."
Nik: "I can't leave! My fath- um, I mean, I can't leave my friends."
Helena: "Oh, do not concern yourself with their safety my dear prince. I will do my best to ensure that they are well."
Nik: "Okay! But, can I take the freezer back with me?"
Host: "Sorry, you can only return home with your bag, that's all."
(Emily and Lucky look at each other worried as Nik leaves the island)
Host: "The rest of you can make your way back to camp."
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And today, on "Survivor"...
Host: Sonny & Jason have difficulty controlling their anger.
Sonny: "Dammit! Someone, you know, voted for me (long pause) again!"
Jason: "Me too. When do we get to kill them?"
Sonny (pats his shoulder): "Calm down buddy. We need proof. But, you know, this ... is the (sigh) perfect place to do it. No one will ever know. We can, you know, put the ... dead bodies in that freezer Cassadine left."
Jason: "Sounds good, Sonny."
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Host: Emily & Lucky tried to figure out where to go from here...
Emily (crying): "What are we going to do, Lucky?"
Lucky: "I don't know yet. We need to figure out where we can hide the freezer until I can think of what to do with it."
Emily (looking around): "I'm not sure where it could go ... Hey! Why don't we put it in the shelter! No one would notice it there!"
(Lucky shakes his head, and as he does, his bangs temporarily blind him)
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Host: Alexis called Ned over to talk to him privately.
Alexis: "You know Ned, that cousin of yours is slimy." (She smiles) "He kind of reminds me of you."
Ned: "Thanks a lot!"
Alexis: "When he was hitting on me, he let something slip. Ned - he has condoms!"
Ned (looking around): "Shh-shh. Not so loud. So, what is the plan?"
Alexis: "I'm not sure yet, but believe me, if it's the last thing I do, I WILL get those condoms dammit!"
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Host: Jaxman is distracted by someone in the distance.
Jaxman: "Do you see her, dammit?"
Robin: "Who?"
Jaxman (pointing): "Over there. It is my precious Brender, dammit!"
Taggert: "I hate to break it to you, speedo boy, but that's Hannah, remember?"
Jaxman: "No it is not dammit! My precious Brender loves walking in gardens on secluded islands. That is her dammit!"
Taggert: "You're dreaming. She died, what, 2 years ago? Did she all of a sudden rise from the dead?"
Jaxman (upset): "Do not say bad things about my precious Brender dammit!"
Robin (shaking her head): "Sensitive topic, Taggert."
Taggert (smiling): "Sensitive topic, sensitive guy..."
Robin (smiling): "You're too much." (She turns away)
Taggert (turns to Jaxman): "I'm serious. I don't know why you're pining over a dead precious Brender when you have an alive - and very fine - precious Robin right here."
Jaxman (confused): "Precious who?"
Taggert: "Precious Robin."
(Jaxman looks at Robin, confused)
Robin: "He's talking about me. Precious Row-bin."
Jaxman: "Oh, Row-bin! She is my friend, but she is not precious dammit! The only person who is precious is Brender, over there in the garden."
(Taggert and Robin shake their heads, as the three are interrupted by a voice behind them)
Hannah: "Hey guys! Wanna try this new dessert I made? It's called 'Chocolate rat souffle'."
(The three look at each other, shocked, not knowing who the woman in the garden is)
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Last week, on "Survivor"...
Host: Emily and Lucky tried to decide what to do with dead Ted.
Lucky: "Listen Em, I don't think the shelter is a good place to hide the freezer."
Emily: "Okay, you're right. What do you suggest we do?"
Lucky: "Well, people are going to wonder what's in it." (Shakes his head) "I can't believe that Nik brought it here!" (He pauses for a minute) "I think I have an idea..."
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Host: Hannah tried to win people over with her fancy dessert.
Hannah: "I made dessert, everyone! Want to try it?"
Alexis: "Well, I am getting pretty hungry. I've worked up quite an appetite over the last few days." (She smiles at Ned, who smiles back)
Ned: "Me too. What is it?"
Hannah: "It's my specialty. It's chocolate!"
V: "I love chocolate! I'll take some of that!" (V grabs some, puts it in her mouth, then spits it out) "What the hell is that?" (V starts pulling hair out of her mouth)
Hannah: "It's chocolate rat souffle!"
Helena: "Well, isn't that a special treat!"
Hannah (turns to Helena): "Want some?"
Helena: "Of course not you simpleton! Do you not understand sarcasm?"
Hannah (confused): "Huh?"
(Helena and the others shake their heads as V vomits in the forest)
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Host: Jaxman swore he saw his precious Brender in a garden.
Jaxman (excited): "That is her dammit! I just know it!"
Robin: "Don't get ahead of yourself, Jaxman. It can't be her! She's dead!"
Taggert: "As a doornail."
Jaxman: "Shut up dammit! I am going to find her dammit!"
(Jaxman runs toward the garden as Robin and Taggert look on)
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Host: And later, at Port Charles council, the voting went as follows:
-Stefan, Taggert, Emily, Robin, V, Sonny, and AJ each received one vote
-Jason received 2 votes
-Jaxman received 3 votes
-Ned received 5 votes
-And Hannah received 21 votes
Host: "I'm sorry Hannah, the dysfunctionals have spoken. You must leave the island immediately."
Hannah: "What? This can't be!"
V: "Believe me, it's true."
Hannah: "But I made dessert! And a good one!"
Ned: "Speak for yourself."
Hannah (looks at Emily): "This is your fault! You're getting revenge because I didn't give you any tiramisu!"
Emily: "I don't know what you're talking about! You can't sue me. I'm a Quartermaine!
AJ: "Well said, Emily. Does anyone have any booze?"
Group: "No!"
Host: "The rest of you can make your way back to camp."
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And today, on "Survivor"...
Host: Sonny & Jason's frustrations were reaching the boiling point.
Sonny: "You know, I'm ... totally sick of this! My girlfriend, you know, gets voted off the ... island, and I, (long pause) get another vote."
Jason: "I got two."
Sonny (shaking his head): "There's only, you know, one way to fix this."
Jason: "Can I shoot someone?"
Sonny: "No, we need, you know, to be ... thinking here." (Jason stares at Sonny blankly, and Sonny waves his hand to get his attention) "Jason?"
Jason: "Huh?"
Sonny: "I said, you know, we need to be ... thinking here. We have no choice. We need to ... start (long pause) an alliance."
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Host: Alexis and Ned discussed their plans to separate AJ from his condoms.
Ned: "Did you think of anything?"
Alexis: "Well, it took me a while, but I think I figured something out."
Ned (excited): "What? What is the plan?"
Alexis: "Well, it depends on the help of one person. I'm just not sure if she'll agree to it or not..."
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Host: Taggert and Robin enjoy each other's company.
Robin: "You know, this is nice, talking to you. I didn't know you could be so..."
Taggert (interrupting): "Charming?"
Robin (smiles): "Actually, the word I was thinking of was 'civil', but I guess charming will do too."
(Jaxman runs up, interrupting their talk)
Jaxman: "I saw my precious Brender dammit! I did!"
Robin: "Did you catch up to the woman in the garden?"
Jaxman: "Yes, I did Row-bin. But when I called her name, she ran away. I do not understand dammit!"
Taggert: "Well, if it is Brenda, maybe she is looking for Corinthos."
Jaxman (worried): "Oh no dammit! I cannot let that happen! I must find my precious Brender before Corinthos does dammit!"
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Host: Sonny & Jason discuss an alliance.
Jason: "What does that mean, Sonny? What is an alliance?"
Sonny: "Well, it basically means we protect each other from being voted off the island."
(Jason looks at Sonny blankly)
Sonny (shakes his head): "Let me try to explain." (Sighs) "Okay. It's like, you know, the mob. We (long pause) protect each other from ... Sorel. And here, we, you know, protect each other ... from, the vote."
Jason: "I think I get it now. So, when can I shoot someone?"
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Host: Helena was confused by the previous day's vote.
Helena: "How in the world did Stefan get a vote? He is dead, rest his soul."
V: "I'm not sure. It doesn't make much sense to me, and I'm a former cop!"
AJ (smiling): "And a fine one, I'm sure."
V: "Give it up, Quartermaine. I'm not interested."
AJ: "We could be on this island for months. Believe me, you'll be interested."
(V shakes her head)
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Host: Lucky seeks out Stefan.
Lucky: "Nik told me he saw you here."
Stefan: "Yes, I had hoped that he would not disclose my presence to a soul."
Lucky: "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone."
Stefan: "I have been apprised of the happenings at Port Charles council. I received a vote. Do you have any thought as to how that might have happened?"
Lucky: "Oops. Oh well. You know I don't like you." (Stefan shakes his head) "Besides, I need a favor."
Stefan: "And why should I grant you any favors?"
Lucky: "I don't know. But, it involves Nik. He needs you right now."
Stefan (worried): "Son-nephew? I will do whatever you ask."
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Last week, on "Survivor"...
Host: Ned and Alexis approached V about their plan to get AJ's condoms.
Alexis: "V, all you have to do is pretend you want to sleep with AJ. Then, you can get the condoms for me and Ned."
V: "And what's in it for me?"
(Alexis looks at Ned, waiting for him to come up with an explanation)
Ned (unsure): "Um, you can watch?"
V: "I don't think so! Listen, I'll do it, but, I want a better reward than that. So, you better think of something."
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Host: AJ tried to make use of his condoms, yet again.
AJ: "Hmm, the only women left on this island are Helena, Alexis, V, Robin, and Emily. The only people I haven't approached are Helena and Emily." (He thinks hard) "Well, Helena must be doing something right in order to keep that Andreas around ... and, technically, Emily is my sister through adoption ..." (he shakes his head) "I'll think of something."
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Host: Sonny & Jason involved Robin in their plans for an alliance.
Sonny: "So, you know, if we ... agree not to, (long pause) vote each other off, we might, you know, last longer."
Robin: "But there's only three of us, and nine other people. They can still vote us off if they want."
Jason: "Not if I shoot them."
Robin (turns to Sonny): "Isn't he adorable?"
Sonny: "Yeah, but, you know ... I'm (sigh) getting a little, worried. His hair is, you know, starting to grow ... out of control."
(Robin & Sonny exchange worried looks)
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Host: V puts the plan into action.
V: "Hey AJ! Wanna have sex?"
AJ (spits out his vodka): "What?"
V: "Sorry, I mean, if you don't want to..."
AJ: "Are you kidding? Of course I do! I just can't believe that someone actually said yes!"
V: "Well, you are kind of cute, in a drunken sort of way, and you're the only man from Port Charles to ever show an interest in me."
AJ (in a raspy voice): "The red hair does it for me."
V (smiling): "Well? What are we waiting for?"
(V and AJ disappear in the bushes)
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Host: And later, at Port Charles council, the voting went as follows:
-Emily, Lucky, Ned, and V each received one vote
-Taggert received 2 votes
-Sonny and Robin received 3 votes
-Stefan received 4 votes
-Jason received 11 votes
-And AJ received 13 votes
Host: "I'm sorry AJ, the dysfunctionals have spoken. You must leave the island immediately."
AJ: "Well, I hope there's some booze waiting for me back home."
Emily (crying): "Why do you have to drink, AJ? Why do you hate me so much?"
Jason (confused): "Why is everyone calling him AJ? He's not AJ!"
(Everyone looks at Jason strangely)
AJ (turns to V): "I'll see you back home, Red."
V (smiling back): "Count on it."
Host: "The rest of you can make your way back to camp."
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And today, on "Survivor"...
Host: Stefan grew increasingly upset about happenings at Port Charles council.
Stefan: "I cannot fathom how I received 4 votes!"
Servant: "I am sorry Mr. Cassadine. That is what I heard."
Stefan: "Well, I require you to deliver Lucky Spencer. And instruct him to bring along anyone with whom he shared news of my existence here."
Servant: "Yes, Mr. Cassadine."
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Host: Helena became suspicious of Stefan.
Helena: "Okay, so now my son received 4 votes. I am beginning to think that he is not dead after all!"
Jaxman: "That is impossible dammit! Chlo-ee saw him die on the yacht!"
Helena: "She did, did she?"
Jaxman: "Yes dammit!"
Helena: "Well, you know what I do to people who know too much..."
Jaxman: "Oh no dammit! I was not supposed to say anything about that!"
Helena: "Well, I thank you for making me aware, Mr. Jaxman. And if you ever want to sleep with me, just let me know."
Jaxman (running): "No way dammit!"
Taggert: "You know, Mrs. Cassadine, as a lieutenant, I must make you aware that it is against the law to kill people."
Helena: "Oh lieutenant, I was not implying that at all!"
Taggert: "Oh, okay! And be assured, I will be looking for your son. And if I find him, I'll be sure to let you know."
Helena: "Thank you, lieutenant!"
Taggert: "You just have to promise that you won't kill him."
Helena: "You have my word."
Taggert: "Good enough for me!"
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Host: Ned & Alexis waited for the payoff of their plan.
Ned: "V! Come here!"
V (walking over): "What?"
Alexis: "What do you mean, what? Where are they?"
V: "What?"
Ned: "The condoms!"
V: "Oh those! Sorry, they're gone."
Alexis: "What do you mean, gone?"
V: "Well, you never told me that AJ could be so charming..."
(Ned & Alexis look at each other, shocked)
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Host: Lucky & Emily went to see Stefan.
Stefan: "Well Mr. Spencer. You approached me about assisting my son-nephew, and I notified you that I would arrive at a resolution to your predicament, did I not?"
Lucky: "Yeah..."
Stefan: "And the only request I had was for you to keep my presence here concealed."
Lucky: "Yeah..."
Stefan: "Then how is it that I obtained 4 votes at Port Charles council?"
Lucky: "Well, I told Emily you were here."
(Stefan looks at Emily, waiting for an explanation)
Emily: "And I told Jason. I tell Jason everything. He can do no wrong. He is great!"
Stefan (shaking his head): "And I can assume that he relayed that knowledge to Mr. Corinthos. Why did I not just employ someone to sky write it overhead?"
Emily: "That's a good idea, Mr. Cassadine!"
(Stefan glares at her angrily)
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Host: Robin, Sonny, and Jason continue to discuss an alliance.
Robin: "Well, if we did do this, I think we should involve Taggert."
Sonny: "What, are you ... crazy?"
Robin: "He really is a good person Sonny."
Sonny (shaking his head): "I think Emily is a sure thing. She'd do anything for Jason."
Jason: "Who's Taggert?"
Robin (surprised): "What?"
Jason: "Taggert. Who is he? And that guy at Port Charles council. Who was that dude? Cause he wasn't AJ."
Sonny: "What are you talking about, man? Are you okay?"
Jason: "AJ is tall and blond. I should know my own brother." (Looking around) "Where's Keesha?"
Robin (looks at Sonny, terrified): "It's happening again!"
Sonny: "The May-do?"
Robin: "Exactly. He's turning back into Jason Quartermaine! We need to cut his hair, right away!"
Jason (looks at Sonny): "Why am I hanging with you? And where's my surfboard? That ocean is just screaming for someone to use it, dude! Hang ten!"
(Jason runs toward the water as Sonny & Robin look on, worried)
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