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Ok, Gang! The votes are in and tabulated! After many long months of collecting literally dozens of votes, the readers of Celebrity People Profiles® have finally selected a celebrity "winner" in our Death Poll. As you may already know, Mel DiMarcos and Andy Dick were running neck and neck. Robert Downey, Jr. was showing disappointing numbers, despite his troubled incarceration in an overtaxed California penal system, and Bob Hope barely holding onto a surprising third place finish. Especially odd, since the geriatric comedian just witnessed both his 97th birthday, and a hospital stay for internal bleeding.
As the headline indicates, Andy Dick is our "winner," but only after a grueling Best-Of-Three game of "Rocks, Paper, Scissors" that was required to break the tie.
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We've selected a date well in advance -- we hope! -- of Andy's demise and started our clock counting down the seconds he has to live. What we need from you, dear readers, are submissions with YOUR guess as to when Andy's decadent Hollywood lifestyle will ultimately catch up with him.
Simply guess the date you think Andy will die and send it via email, with "Death Watch" in the subject line to: ewyeth@madison.tds.net
We'll cut off the votes at a point in time to be determined by us. Once all votes are in, we will reset the clock to the earliest date we've received. If that date passes without Andy's death, we'll reset the clock again....and so on and so on, until someone is right.
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