Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo!
He loves me! And I love you!
Santa Claus is on his way. He's loaded goodies on his sleigh.
He'll drop them off on Christmas Day and I'll say 'Howdy Ho'!
Folks will gather round the fire and listen to songs from a choir
Than they'll all retire and I'll say 'Howdy Ho'!
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo! He loves me! And I love you!
Therefore vicariously he loves you! Even if you're a Jew!
Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny!
He can be brown or greenish brown!
But if you eat fiber on Chirtmas Eve, he may come to your town!
If you believe in Mr. Hankey, sing into the toliet bowl
Cause on that very special day, the little guy just might show.
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