Joy to the World!
Santa is dead!
We cut of his head!
What happened to the body!
We flushed it down the potty!
Around and around it goes,
Around and around it goes,
Around and around it goes!
Click here to go to 'The Night Santa Went Crazy'
Click here to go to 'Why I Love Christmas' by John Waters
Click here to go to Mr. Hankey's Chritmas
Click here to go to 'Santa Dog'
Click here to go to 'Al Bundy's Christmas Eve'
Click here to go to Ed Gien's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'
Click here to go to 'Satanic Christmas Carol'
Click here to go to 'Twas the Night Before Christmas...In Da Hood'
Click here to go to 'How the Goth Stole Christmas'
Click here to hear a 'Divine' Christmas message
Click here to see the movie of the above!
Click here to go to 'RuPaul: HO HO HO'
Click here to go to 'Walkin' Round In Women's Underwear'
Click here to go to Misc. Christmas Jokes
Click here to go to Dark Lady's Recommended Disgrunted Christmas Movies
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