THE TOP 50 QUOTES FROM THE FINEST FILM ON EARTH

1. STINGER Son, your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash.

2. VIPERYou think your name's gonna be on that plaque?
MEVERICKYes sir.
VIPERThat's pretty arrogant considering the company you're in.
MAVERICKYes sir.
VIPERI like that in a pilot.

3. GOOSEHey, hey slider, I thought you wanted to be a pilot man, what happened?
SLIDERGoose, you're such a dickhead. Whose butt did you kiss to get in here?
GOOSEWell, the list is long but distinguished.
SLIDERYeah well so's my Johnson.

4. VIPERGentlemen, you are among the Top one percent of all naval aviators. The elite. The best of the best. We'll make you better.

5. STINGERCougar, you should be in sickbay, what's on you're mind?
COUGARMy wife and kids sir. I almost orphaned them today and I've never even seen them.
STINGEROh come on, we've seen this kind of thing before.
COUGARNo sir. I'm holding on too tight. I've lost the edge.

6. CHARLIEDo you do that often?
MAVERICKTwice. Crashed and burned the first time, wasn't pretty.
CHARLIEAnd the second?
MAVERICKI dunno, I'll tell you in he morning, but it's looking good so far.

7. GOOSE AND MAVERICKI feel the need, the need for speed

8. RADAR GUYThere's five of 'em.
STINGERThat's five?

9. CHARLIEIf you were directly above him, how could you see him?
MAVERICKBecasue I was inverted.
ICEMAN(Bullsht!)

10. MAVERICKThat's right Ice...Man... I am dangerous...

11. CAROLGoose, you big stud, take me to bed or lose me forever!
GOOSEShow me the way home honey!

12. SLIDERCrashed and burned, huh Mav?
MAVERICKSlider... you stink.

13. SLIDERYou're lucky and famous, huh?
ICEMANNo, you mean Notorious. I'll See you later.
MAVERICKYou can count on it.
GOOSEThey were abused children.

14. MAVERICKJust wanna serve my country, be the best fighter pilot in the navy sir!

15. STINGERGentlemen, this is the real thing. This is what you've been trained for. You are America's best. Make us proud.

16. STINGERYou screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog sht out of Hong Kong.

17. STINGERYou two characters... are going to Top Gun.

18. STINGERWho's up there?
RADAR GUYCougar and Merlin and Maverick and Goose.
STINGERGreat... Maverick and Gooose.

19. MAVERICKI was thinking of being an instructor, sir!
STINGERTOP GUN?
MAVERICKYes sir!
STINGERGod help us! Ha ha ha!

20. GOOSENo no, there's 2 o's in Goose boys.

21. ICEMANThe plaque for the alternates is in the ladies room

22. ICEMANYou can be my wingman any time.
MAVERICKBullsht, you can be mine.

23. JESTERYou will not find a finer fighter pilot in the world. Commander Mike Metcalf, callsign Viper.

24. GOOSEHoly sht we're in his jetwash!

25. GOOSEMaybe I could learn how to be a truckdriver. Mav, d'you have the name of that truck dirving school we saw on TV, Truckmaster I think it is? I might need that.

26. MAVERICKI dunno, it just doesn't seem fair, for you I mean but, uh, She's lost that lovin' feelin.
GOOSENo she hasn't...
MAVERICKYes she has...
GOOSEMav, c'mon...
MAVERICKGoose, she's lost it...
GOOSEOh, I hate it when she does that!

27. MAVERICKTower, this is ghostrider requesting a flyby.
AIR BOSS JOHNSONNegative ghostrider, the pattern is full

28. MAVERICKEasy Cougar. You're a little low, Coug'. Pull up Cougar. Pull up Cougar!

29. CHARLIEMy evaluation of your performance was right on lieutenant.
MAVERICKWhat? I can't hear you!

30. SLIDERBelow the hard deck does not count!
MAVERICKHard deck my ass, we nailed that son of a bitch

31. MAVERICKWhoo! Rock and Roll. Here's our chance, it's a big one Goose!

32. MAVERCIKAny of you boys seen an aircraft carrier around here?

33. GOOSELet's turn and burn!

34. SLIDERMother goose you pssy!

35. MAVERICKI'm gonna hit the brakes, he'll fly right by.

36. ICEMANGet out of there Hollywood, get out of there god-damnit!

37. AIR BOSS JOHNSONGod damnit! I want some butts!
VIPERWell, I think that just about covers the flybys.

38. VIPERgood morning gentlemen the temperature is 110 degrees.
GOOSEHoly sht it's Viper!

39. VIPERIn case you're wondering who the best is, they're up here on this plaque.

40. GOOSEThe defence departemnt regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid... Great balls of fire...

41. CHARLIEAircraft 1 performs a 'split S'? that's the last thing you should do in that situation.
MAVERICKYou don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.
CHARLIEWell that's a hell of a gamble with a 30 million dollar plane lieutenant.

42. VIPERGentlemen, you had a hell of a first day.

43. MAVERICKTalk to me goose.

44. MAVERICKThat son of a bitch cut me off!

45. STINGERGod-damnit Maverick!

46. JESTERBingo, Maverick's dead. You're outta there kid.

47. GOOSEYou live your life between your legs, Mav.

48. CHARLIEIt takes a lot more than just fancy flying.

49. GOOSEWe're going ballistic Mav, go get 'em!

50. GUY WHO SAYS THE FIRST LINE IN THE FILMMorning Scott.

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