WEEK 2 in Taiwan

July 16 - 18



TUESDAY, JULY 16, 1996.

I stayed up late last night memorizing words for my language class. The guys, minus Henry and me, went out to 2Kinky. They came back at around 4:30am. I remember them coming in, and then I dozed back to sleep.

I went for breakfast for the first time this week. In fact, it was pretty good. Ate quickly, came back upstairs to wake up the guys. Keli'i was supposed to eat breakfast with me, but he couldn't quite make it. I was a little late for class, but so was the teacher-- no demerits for me. I was disappointed to see that the teacher left the words on the test up on the board during the test. All that memorizing for not!

Instead of folk arts, we all had heritage class. My heritage class was sword fighting. Unfortunately, I had one of the classes which had to perform for the closing ceremonies, so everything we were learning was going to be done in front of everybody. Just great. After 1/2 an hour, I told the teacher in Taiwanese that I was left-handed. Some of the things we were learning didn't look correct when I did them. Looks like I'll be doing all these tricks right handed now.

We had an excursion that afternoon. My group, Group A, went to visit the Martyr Shrine and the fine arts museum. I took a couple of pictures at the shrine. The only thing that happened there was the changing of the guards. I refused to take a picture of that!

It started to rain during the trip over to the fine arts museum. Of course when we got there, it rained even harder. Our bus counselor, Andee (I hate her!), took us in sets of 3 under an umbrella. I met up with Del inside. The first while was spent downstairs in the cafeteria with Del, Henry and Allan. (Allan was a guy that I met playing cards in the 3rd floor lobby one night.) We were trying to knock off each respective person's coin from the table. Our game attracted a lot of attention.

There was a disturbing picture up on the third floor, in the sexuality exhibit. I was shocked to see how permissive the government was with the material inside the place. The picture had a real picture of a hermaphrodite being disemboweled. Another piece of "art" was a dartboard case housing a naked Barbie with a background collage of pornographic pictures.

We got back to camp early, since most of the sights were in close proximity. I ate another hefty meal with Wil and Henry. Had to eat rice over the macaroni stuff they served. The talent show was tonight. There was some really good acts.
talent show pic

There was a duet, one of whom resembles another cousin of mine; the other was a person I met when I first went karaoke-ing. They did a song from Miss Saigon. Jack led the Mission: Impossible inspired skit. What caught my attention was a one-man imitation of the British troupe, Stomp. He was quite a showman. The student committee skit was last. Like I said before, Elaine was my "arms." She shaved, gelled, brushed teeth, and fed noodles to me. Many people thought it was funny. My suspicions of Elaine's "friendliness" grows wary. Albeit she's from Sarnia... [edited]
A picture of myself getting humiliated at the talent show...

We actually made it back for bed check. Signed up for the return to Taipei from Ocean this coming weekend. Ma is going to pick me up tomorrow at 10am. I can get out of here so that I can start shopping for Tommy stuff, computer wares, etc. The guys, Del and Henry, went out to KTV with Mike, the U of M grad.


WEDNESDAY, JULY 17, 1996.

I made it to class on time! I slept through my watch alarm, and luckily, I checked the time at 8:00am. Quickly washed up and tried to the others but to no avail-- no one else made it. Wil wanted to make it to heritage class but... talent show

Class was the same old, same old. I got back to the room to wake people up, but most were already up. Keli'i was feeling ill so I helped him get a sick leave pass. Ma was already in the lobby so Keli'i got to meet my mother. Ma also got a chance to see what kind of squaller we live in. I also had a chance to pick up my laundry and my suit (no need for it anymore).

The first place we went to was great-uncle's apartment. Got a bit to eat and got my clothes washed. The laundry detergent there has starch built into the formula. That's why Henry's t-shirt collars got f_cked up when they hang-dry them...

After all that was completed, my mom took me to the electronics Mecca of Taipei in the afternoon. To my disappointment, there was no pirated CD-ROMs there. Apparently, the Taiwanese government has been cracking down with the counterfeit stuff, probably due to the stupid American companies. One salesperson told me that the English stuff there costs much more than back home. (What a surprise!) While window shopping, I couldn't believe the amount of hentai stuff the shopkeepers kept in stock. We went back to the apartment once we ate some desert, red bean ice.

That evening, aunt Sochiko had us over for a dinner. We headed over to my other aunt, "Shock Lei", for another dinner. I was so stuffed! Ma and I stayed over at their place because the A/C was working there. (My great-uncle's A/C was on the fritz.) However the one downside-- the bathing arrangement. I don't understand why in the Far East why they don't have shower curtains. It took me about 5 minutes to figure out how to minimize the water splashing. Another question: What's with the pail?! We had to get some sleep that night because we had an early day ahead of us.


THURSDAY, JULY 18, 1996.

Ma woke me up at 5am on the button. We were out the door by 5:30. The bus to La-La-San, (honest!), was supposed to be there but it was late. We went on a trip with vendors and neighbours of my aunt. The tour guide was very low class. I couldn't believe what she was saying over the P.A. (It goes to show you where my Taiwanese is focused.) It was absolute "filth-flarn-flith".

We were headed to the interior of Taiwan, in the mountainous region. It took about an hour to get to a rest stop. My little "cousin" got car sick and puked a couple of times in the bus. It got so bad that she had the "dry-heaves". But the great thing about kids-- they bounce right back. She was fine after a while. However, the major goal of the trip was not attainable-- the road up to La-La-San was washed out by the rainstorm from the night before. The remainder of the day was driving around to find various temples, etc. I took pictures here and there.

Got back to the camp at around 7:30pm. Still have many things to do tonight before sleeping.
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