You sure smell good... just like flowers (pronounced like fliers). - Mike

Your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day! - Mike

You look good, I look good. How 'bout we do something together that feels good? - Billy

Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. - Matt

Guy: Hey, what do you say we go get a pizza and get pizza?
Girl: NO.
Guy: Why? What do you have against pizza? - Matt

Girl to Guy: If I was a Snickers bar, I would be the chocolate to cover your nuts. - 69ers

Is it worth me asking, or will I get a knock back? - J

You know what would look good on you? Me. - Kurt

Bite me! - Matt

How about you come and sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up? - Natasha

Baby, your parents must be terrorists because you're the bomb! - Rudy

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? - Unknown

You don't sweat much for a fat girl! - Unknown

If you went swimming with me, I'd lick you dry. - Unknown

I bet you have delicious thighs. - Unknown

Do you believe in love at first sight? How about the synchronocity of multiple orgasms? - Unknown

Help, I'm lost. Which way is it to your house?
or
Hi, I'm new in town. Which way is it to your house? - Unknown

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? - Unknown

Nice dress/pants, can I talk you out of it? - Unknown

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. - Unknown

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. - Unknown

Guy goes up to a girl, licks his finger, touches her on the shoulder, and then touches himself (all this while she is watching him) and says: How about you and I get out of these wet clothes? - Unknown

If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold _IT_ against me? - Unknown

Hi, I just moved to this city and was wondering if you could recommend a good restaurant here. Would you also like to join me? - Unknown

I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name was included. - Unknown

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? - Unknown

Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow? What for? I told my mother that I would call her when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams! - Unknown

Look at the tag on the back of a girl's shirt. When she turns around, say, "Just checking to see if you were made in heaven." - Unknown

Excuse me, can you give me directions? To where? To your heart. - Unknown

Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I'll walk by again. - Unknown

If I follow you home, will you keep me? - Unknown

You look a little cold; if you'd like you can use my thighs as earmuffs! - Michael Osherovitz