Just in case you were wondering what I look like... you still won't know. But here are a few drawings my partner Jeff did. The first was used as a change of address card when we lived together (It wasn't like that, I swear!), the second was a Christmas card, and the other two - well, they're just Jeff trying to be Mr. Funny-man!

CHANGE OF ADDRESS CARD

That's me at the keyboard, looking like Elisha Cook, Jr. on a hunger strike.
Of course I'm the one at the keyboard! Have you ever seen Jeff type?
Hunt-and-peck? No - search-and-destroy.

CHRISTMAS CARD

The card read, 'WE'RE WORKING FOR DISNEY!'
Obviously we were getting tired of studio assignments
around this time.

A DRAMATIZATION

Yup, my mom actually said it. I don't know if this is exactly the way it happened,
but I do know she used the term "white trash that got lucky".
Now whether this is the reason I'm not cool is debatable...
there are so many other reasons to choose from.

THANK GOD HE DIDN'T OWN A VIDEO CAMERA

Let me explain. I was going through a divorce and moving out of my house
at the time. I hadn't eaten anything all day and a friend who was
managing a restaurant invited us by. We had some nachos, a few dozen kamikazes,
and viola! Let the honkfest begin! I vaguely remember the cats hissing,
I totally remember throwing rocks at Jeff because he was laughing as hard
as I was rowlfing, and I recall repeating "Proudest moment of my life..."
as I was carried to the car.

I hate you, Jeff Hause.

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