Watch the trailer for our award-winning film - "BachelorMan"!
"BACHELORMAN" TO BEGIN THEATRICAL
RUN ON SEPT. 10, 2004!
(People of
Chicago, lock up your daughters!)
"BachelorMan" Wins Best Feature Award at
Palm Beach International Film Festival!
"BachelorMan"
Wins TWO Awards as Best Feature
at Ft. Myers Film Festival!
"BachelorMan"
Voted Best Feature at
Dahlonega International Film Festival -
and DeLuise Voted Best Actor!
"BachelorMan"
Wins Audience Award as
Best Feature at "Dances With Films" Festival
in Los Angeles!
"BachelorMan"
Wins Audience Award as
Best Feature at Chicago Indiefest,
and DeLuise Snags Best Actor!
"BachelorMan"
Wins Jury Award for
Best Screenplay at the San Diego
Film Festival!
"BachelorMan"
Wins Jury Award for
Best Comedy Feature at the Lake Arrowhead Film Festival!
"BachelorMan" Wins
Audience Award as
Best Feature, and Jury Award for Best Screenplay
at ARPA Film Festival
in Los Angeles!
"BachelorMan"
Wins Jury Award as Best Feature
at Annapolis International Film Festival!
"BachelorMan"
Wins Jury Award as Best Feature
at Valley Fest
in L.A.!
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INT. CLUTTERED, MESSY, DUSTY OFFICE - DAY
TRACK IN slowly toward a figure seated at a desk, slouched over a keyboard and staring blankly into a glowing computer screen, which provides the only light in this dim room. Curtains drawn, CAMERA MOVES around the high-backed chair, ever closer to the hunched figure to reveal...... Me. Just me. Sitting here in my office, typing at my computer. In short, being a screenwriter. How can you tell I'm being a screenwriter? Easy. I'm not working on a screenplay. I'm working on a web page. And when I'm done with this I may play a game on my computer. After that? Lunchtime. And then... after lunchtime nap! When I wake up sometime after 3 o'clock I may just feel guilty enough to do a little work. But not too much, because my back's really bothering me from all the time I put in at the computer this morning... on my web page and playing games. Welcome to the outskirts of Hollywood.
SCRIPT REVIEWS:
Straight poop on the scripts for
tomorrow's blockbusters.
SCREENPLAY LINKS:
Scripts for actual
big-time movies! How do you learn
to write 'em? READ 'EM!
RESUME:
Or, who the heck is this guy? I've
never heard of him.
SCRIPT SAMPLES:
Selected scenes from selected scripts.
Don't get too excited - they're our scripts.
BOOKSTORE:
The place to buy screenplays and film
books.
Along with any other books you might want to procrastinate with!
LINKS:
Easy access to other sites not nearly
as cool as this one.
E-MAIL:
Mouth off. Heck, I get to - why
shouldn't you?
MYSTERY MAN:
What do I look like? Maybe this will
give you a vague idea...
VISIT MY OTHER
HI-LARIOUS WEBSITE!
A consumer guide for men looking
to survive their better half's
taste in movies. Reviews, plot details, photos - all from a genuine
He-Man point-of-view!
Visit these great sites! Wait wait wait! Read THIS site first, THEN go. Sheesh.
Hey! Check this out, willya?
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