Thanks Dan Bell for letting me put this on my page, like, 3 years ago. (a deal is a deal)
Go into a mall and yell, "Go go Power Rangers".
Name your pets by their scientific names.
Go to school dressed like Julius Caesar.
Twiddle your thumbs.
Put down a page dedicated to Claire Danes and Robbie Williams. (originally "...and
Larissa Oleynik")
Act like you understand Bill Clinton.
Constantly say "yeah".
Yell in a movie theater.
Slurp your pop.
Constantly sing my guest book saying, "I love you Claire Danes or Robbie Williams."
Constantly hum that Star Trek theme.
Act like you are playing tag with a group of people when you're not in the group that's playing.
Grab someone else for this one: you both go up to someone from behind and get about
3 feet behind them and when they talk to someone, start making all these hand gestures (Pointing at them, shrugging your shoulders, etc.). And when they turn around, you stop and walk away and
act like you are still having a conversation about them.
Pour hot stuff down in the bags of a trash can at a restaurant. (It melts the bag)
Constantly go over to another person's house and play computer when you have one of your own.
On a exam day, come to the room and after 20 minutes of taking the test, get out of your chair screaming "fu*k this" and run out of the door!
Watch PBS or Nickolodeon all the time. (Did someone say Cindy?)
Yell at the top of your lungs every once in a while, for no reason.
Order a biggie hamburger, biggie fries, and a biggie drink from the McDonald's.
Constantly talk in Spanish in French class.
Repeat everything someone says.
At a football game, do a one person wave.
At a baseball game, wear your favorite teams colors and then root for the other team.
Constantly bang your head against the wall.
Whistle that Any Griffith Show theme.
Mumble to yourself.
Talk to yourself.
Ask why all the time.
Smash Ketchup packets everywhere.
Pick your nose.
Lose on purpose at video games.
Name your cat "Cat". (oops, I used to name my bird
"Bird")
Don't listen to anything anyone says.
Shaving cream someone's stuff at a summer camp.
Add on to #34 here's a few other good things to use: whipped cream, toothpaste, soap, shampoo. (Adding some water to make it bubbles doesn't hurt either)
Change your mind all the time about ordering something (especially when you're in a long queue!)
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage".
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
Speak only in a "robot" voice. (To Mr Albert Ho: Yeah!!! You've made it!)
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grab".
(Kind of reminds me of the old days with my cousins)
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
Sniffle incessantly.
Leave your turn signal on for 50 miles.
Name your dog "Dog".
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned".
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think".
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training".
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your
airspace".
Forget the punch line of a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot"
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
Practise making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
Stare at people while moving your eyebrows in funny movements.
Invent nonsense computer jargons in conversations, and see if people play along to
avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors
you are a "spider person".
Wear your red panties inside out, and claim that you are Superman.
Finish all your sentence with the words "in accordance with prophesy".
Wear a special hip holster for you remote comtrol.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Drum on every available surfaceSeven the air!
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Set alarms for random times.
Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
Wear your pants backwards.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
only type in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Pay for your dinner with pennies.
Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.
Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J. Simpson conspiracy theories.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Nevermind, its gone now."
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
Drive half a block.
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
Ask people what gender they are.
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archie's "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song."It's A Small World After All...
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim its a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
Wear a LOT of cologne.
Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
Sing along at the opera.
Mow your lawn with scissors.
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times
Never make eye contact.
Never break eye contact.
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
