This page was launched four years ago with no fanfare, and it landed like a sack of wet turds in the fruit salad at a church supper.  It was begun in the first flush of post-US Marshals mania, managed to survive the flatulence surrounding Double Jeopardy, and remains with us as we bash our heads against the Wailing Wall of Confusion that is Men In Black II.

 

In its first incarnation, this was a classic fansite full of mush and blog.  Interactive features invited participation from the three or four people who found the site.  Then, one black day, the first of the fiction was posted.   Bill Strannix began his reluctant journey to paterfamilias.  Sam Gerard found a brother and lost his mind. The page has never been the same since. 

 

The focus of the page has since shifted from the actor to the characters he has played.  This is probably a good thing for the actor.  In case you’re wondering about our attitude towards Tommy Lee Jones, the actor, please see the Manifesto.  If you’re wondering about our attitude towards anything else, please see your Congressman.  He won’t know either, but you’ll get it out of him before you get it out of us.

 

The fiction is purely the creation of the authors.  If you like what you read, we’re happy.  If you don’t like what you read, we’re happy.  See, we’re easily amused.

We thank the creators of the characters that appear for their tolerance in allowing their intellectual property to be jacked around.  We thank Al Gore for inventing the Internet (ahem).  We thank Mr. Hewlett and Mr. Packard for the computer on which this is perpetrated.

 

As you enter the site, bear in mind the sign placed over the entrance to hell in The Inferno.

 

-The Management.