Cartman under cover as a prostitute
Cartman arresting someone for speeding
Officer Barbrady ordering food from a bank drive-through
Mr. Garrison telling Halfie he can't screw anything
The Chicken lover talking to some chickens
Cartman yelling after getting an F on a book report
Officer Barbrady threatening to shoot everybody in the head
The gay book guy telling the 4 boys about the magic of reading
The 4 boys trying to decide what to do without Terrence & Phillip
Cartman talking about two guys
Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch in D Minor | Click here for the lyrics
Talking poo is where Cartman draws the line
Cartman saying the stupid bitch (Kyle's Mom) is at it again
Cartman and Kyle threatening to shoot each other
Kyle telling Wendy he's sorry for wishing she was dead
Kyle singing: "A Lonely Jew on Christmas"
Ms. Crabtree yelling at the kids to sit down
The chinese announcers dissing americains
The chinese announcers dissing americains again
The chinese announcers dissing americains again
The chinese announcers dissing americains again
The chinese announcers dissing americains again
The chinese announcers dissing americains again
The chinese announcers dissing americains once more
Cartman saying there's a lot of black people in China
Cartman doesn't want the nurse touching him
Pip doesn't know how to play dodgeball
The boys pissing off Pip so he'll throw the ball
I love you guys.........Ah screw you guys
Principal Victoria asking Mrs. Brozlowski what's pissing her off today
French people insulting Pip so he will throw the ball
Cartman asking Mr. Garisson what Vietnam is
Mr. Mackee talking to the kids about their detention
Jimbo and Ned think they'll get an emmy cos 12 people watch their show
The boys get an F- for their report on Vietnam
Ned will be okay after some hardcore porn
Some fag talking about Michael Jackson
Kill animals or else they'll die
Jimbo saying Stan takes drugs and worships Satan
Stan saying Jimbo molested him
The fag saying touching kids is natural
"Revenge is so very, very sweet."
Saddam and Satan are about to go shopping
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