Where Are They Now?: Alt.teens10 years later. . . Joey Gambino: In the year 2003, Joey received a Ph.D. in - what else? - lovin'. After a month, all his patients starting referring him to Dr. Love. Though he specialized in young women, he was very good to his patients. Two years later, he released his debut album "Vanilla Ice can kiss my ass!" The first single, "Where's my damn coffee?!" hit number 1 and stayed on the charts for 16 weeks. Russ: After starting "Poking Russ Enterprises", Russ starred in the third Star Wars movie as a young Han Solo, though denying rumors that the man who played "Chewbacca" was in love with Russ, the actor did not deny being smitten to Russ. But who wouldn't be? Audrey: Audrey went on to be the of Queen of Never, Never land. Hermit Thrush(Cody): After a stint as an Elk punching bag, Cody now has 3 birdwatching shows on Animal Planet and has recently appeared on the Muary Jr. show - replacing Jack Hannah after that tragic squirrel incident. Karlee: Karlee now runs the International Animals and Pokemon Allience(IAPA), located in Tulsa, OK. But she lives in Beverly Hills with her husband(to be named later). She still reigns as the Queen of alt.teens Gloria's Pikachu: Gloria's Pikachu now is co-owner of IAPA and lives with Joey Gambino, working part time as a muse for Joey. Jay Shaw: After being gaining a record deal with Maverick Records(mgiht I add, the onyl male-based artists on the label), Jay Shaw and Jammico are now touring Europe with the band "Mushroomhead". They are now in the Guiness World Records for highest paid Canadian band ever. Ash: Ash became, as most of his fans say "The 21st century's Kubrick." ‘Nuff said. Matthius(mawa): Is currently "Bachelor of the Year" 2 years running as named by GQ magazine. =) klaatu: klaatu became the first man to have gills surgically implanted - he is the current record holder for time spent underwater. In the past year, he also became Rolling Stone's Sexiest Man of the Year. Next, he says he wants scales. Copyrighted 1999-forever by Gloria |