Where Are They Now?: alt.teens Part II10 years later . . . Dani/"Deover"/Ostirch God/ Mailbu Dani: Dani and Karlee married in the lovely year of 2003, outside Notre' Dame. Dani, at the time was a back-up singer for "Weird Al" Yankovic, and now is a secret agent for an organization the narrarator can not mention the name of if she wants to keep her identity. The couple run an ostrich farm in Dani's home country. The astroprojecting dragonfly godess(ab): ab became head of The Dragonfly Refuge of The United Kingdom and helped with the much publicized merge with Wolf Haven of the pacific north american region. She is currently married to "Weird Al" Yankovic. Anna: Though, for a time, changing her name to Nurse of Happiness and making many appearences on Dr. Love's(Joey Gambino) 2nd #1 single, Anna is now back to Anna. One of the first(and probably only) Welsh R&B artists. She has been rumored to have caught most everyone's eye in the entertainment world with her soulful voice and true lyrics. This does not include "Weird Al" Yankovic, but does include his drummer - Jon "Bermuda" Shwerts. *TeRRy*: *TeRRy*, as he was once known, is now known as the "Teeny-bopper Stalker". Restriantment orders have been filled by such names as Britney-likes-my Spear(former teen singer, now porn star), Tiffany, Debb, er, Debroah Gibson(ask your parents about these ones folks), Jennifer Love Hewitt-Daly-Smith-Martin, and everyone's favorite "teeny boppers", the former members of "Destiny's Child" and "Blaque". Jon/Foo Fly/Psycho Squirrel: After being killed off several times by Vicky(see below), our squirrel buddy became CEO of microsoft and currently makes more nuts than Bill Gates ever did after a brief stint as a model for PlaySquirrel - of course, who'd pay to see Bill Gates? Vicky Guest: Vicky has currently changed her name to Victoria Guest, has become a supermodel and shares a summer house with the CEO of Microsoft. Stephan Christie/Stevie: Stevie's body has not yet been found. Copyrighted 1999-forever by Gloria |