Me and the Fairies
Y'know, sometimes I see fairies in the corner of my eye but then I realise that they are actually branches of Burger King. I am thus frequently disappointed.
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Last Updated: 30th November 1999.
On that day in history, Alfred the Great invented the rotating saucepan.
Updated by Mr Rob Richards
of
Hammersmith Gregorian Chant Movement Plc
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