Grassroots Virginia Elected as 31st Head Honcho

Patricia Routledge described as disappointed

It was confirmed last Monday morning that Grassroots Virginia had indeed been voted as the 31st Head Honcho. This result has been met with shouts of joy from his supporters, cries of disgust from the opposition and mutters of indifference from the fairy community. We asked three members of the community how they thought this result would effect them in the coming four years.

Billy Judas, 19 Y'know I didn't mind which of 'em made it to Head Honcho, I mean they both seemed equally good. How will it effect my life? Well, not in a major way, I dare say but maybe Grassroots will lower the rents for the younger fairies and we won't have to squander our cash so much.

Melanie Jissom, 24 It won't affect my life at all. I couldn't care less about politics, I didn't even vote. I give Grassroots 20 days to live anyway - he's already 4 months isn't he?

Franklin Watts, 120 I do hope that the elderley are given more support. Greenroots is getting on himself, he must understand how we feel.

So there we have it. Consensus tells us that this election result will not effect the fairy community in a great way - but will it? We'll just have to wait and see.

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