Welcome to the Car Boot Sale reccommended price list. This page will not only give you a rough guide to the prices of the animals on sale but also a brief description of them plus some idea of how otugh it's gonna be to look after your beasts. Remember: Only buy what you think you can afford and can look after. An animal is for life, not just for a Car Boot Sale.

The humble sheep is a majestic animal, easy to look after and with thirty nine fried chips in its liver. It's wooly facade needs to be removed once in a while but other than that, as long as you give him a bit of food, he'll be happy. Price $150 Although most people believe that bears are dangerous creatures, this is simply a myth brought on by their immense size. True, they take a lot to look after but the rewards are generous. A rather pricey purchase however. Price $2500 Ooooooo, it's the king of the jungle, lord of all beasts, isn't he mean, isn't he scary. Look at that mayne of golden hair, shining like sunlight. This beast is incredibly soft and gentle once tamed but can be trying at first. Price $5000 These rather fragile birds have a nasty attitude so approach with a little care. They don't fly so a bit of chicken wire fence and the bastards can't get anywhere! A nice addition to any family. Price $750

The most useful of the animals on offer here because a donkey will be able to walk you all the way home and carry all your other purchases on its back. With a thick grey coat and long furry ears, this mule is very popular with the children. Price $800 As the mascot for the Worldwide Fund for Wildlife, this creature has had a lot of bad press after the recent sex scandal it endured, but the panda is very friendly and not at all seducing. Only requires bamboo shoots to eat as well, so very economical. Price $4000 Badgers are rather dull creatures, they only get up at night, they run away rather quickly when they even hear someone breathing and they don't do any tricks but never mind, for one month only there is a special offer on badgers! Price $100 Goddamn these things are big. Whoa! Slow down big boy! Yes, you need a lot of room to be able to look after one of these sonsofabitch and a heck of a lot of money left over as they eat like pigs! Only for the serious pet owner. Price $7500