99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. -Anonymous

I see you shiver with antici...pation. -Frankenfurter

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. -Anonymous

Don't get suckered in by the comments ...they can terribly be misleading. -Dave Storer

Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire. -Margaret Mead

A day without sun shine is like, you know, night. -Anonymous

How can you think and hit at the same time? -Yogi Berra

I've found that's it's not good to talk about your troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don't care and the other twenty percent are glad your having trouble. -Tommy LaSorda

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. -Anonymous

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. -Anonymous

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. -Anonymous

I was hoping that you'd know better, but I've been wrong before. -Aimee Mann

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. -Steven Wright

sanity is a questionable virtue. -S. Casner

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