Never criticize a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes,
because then your a mile away and you've got his shoes... -some comedian
Buy land,they're not making it anymore. -Mark Twain
Sometimes it's worth being an idiot to learn a lesson you can't by standing in the crowd. -Shane Anderson
You can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something. -Anonymous
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees! -Emiliano Zapata
"Man shoots neighbor with machete" -The Miami Herald, July 3
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought; it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy. One feels increasingly the height of the faculty in which it arises, the nobility of things associated with it, and the greatness of services it renders. -Oscar W. Firkins
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind...it doesn't matter. -Isabel Jantos
They call it baby-sitting but all you do is run after them. -Anonymous
Most men take the straight and narrow. A few take the road less traveled. I chose to cut through the woods. -Anonymous
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. -Garfield
You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -Al Capone
Pity the fool! - Mr. T
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. -Don Knuth
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