That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it. -A Texas congressional candidate
After watching more of the Windows 95 infomercial, interspersed with ads for Compaq and Kodak digital cameras and probably those AT&T "You Will" ads, I'm beginning to see the Unabomber's point. -Brian Siano
Some see the cup as half full, others see it as half empty. I just see it as one more thing I have to wash. -"SunAmy1"
Wouldn't it be wonderful if there was all the money in the
world for schools, and the military had to have a fund-raiser to raise money for all their bombs? -Sue Hatrick
Don't let someone else live rent free in your head. -Anonymous
Don't waste a $1000.00 worth of emotion over a 5 cent triviality. -Anonymous
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people. -Anonymous
it's better to be pissed off than pissed on. -Carrie Moulton
Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool. -Anonymous
Some say the glass is half full, others say it is half empty. I say the glass is too big! -George Carlin
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. -Ozzy Ozbourne
If life gives you a bowl of lemons,go find an annoying guy with
paper cuts. Make it worth while. -Jack Handey
Money doesn't make the world go 'round, it just gave it a good push. -Anonymous
Sometimes the majority only means all the fools are on the same side. -Walter Scott Robbins
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