A penny earned is............not much. -Anonymous

Time's fun when you're having flies. -Kermit the Frog

Believe the lies. It beats the truth. -Anonymous

If you steal something small you are a petty thief, but if you steal millions you are a gentleman of society. -Greek Proverb

God gave men muscles because he gave women strength. -Anonymous

I don't need your attitude . . . I've got one of my own. -Anonymous

Nature is wonderful. A million years ago, she didn't know we were going to need glasses, but look where she put our ears. -L.A. Times

The patient dog gets no bone! -Anonymous

The amount of sleep required by the average person is just five minutes more. -Anonymous

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously to the new. -Henry David Thoreau

The old law about an eye for an eye leaves everybody blind. -Martin Luther King, Jr.

Don't get married only because of the money. You can borrow it cheaper. -Z. Z. Gabor

It takes three for happy marriage today. A man, a woman and TV. -E. Buchwald

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