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***Readers are encouraged to confirm the information contained herein with other sources. This is of particular importance in connection with new or infrequently used treatment modalities.
My intention for this page is to give parents of children with congenital heart disease, and others who are interested in learning about heart diseases and surgery, a place to find information about specific diseases.
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