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OPERATING ROOM DELAY CODES

Lab on strike H & P too legible EKG shorted out Patient lost Room spinning around Surgeon out of control Anesthesia on ego trip Purple haze Orderly crushed by guerney Everyone confused by reality X-ray Personnel glowing Excessively Nurses refuse to leave lounge Short lunch break Long lunch break Patient at McDonald's Surgeons meeting with the IRS Unable to awaken anesthesia

Surgeon asleep in nearby city Patient getting pregnant Salesman arriving with donuts Medical convention in town Housekeeping attending cockfight Patient consulting with bookie Surgeon sweating like a pig Scrub tech having convulsions Free lunch upstairs Urologist drowned under cysto table Patient's dog ate Kaiser card Resident gone insane Orthoedists singing in barbershop Earthquake, Flood, Fire, & Plague Pathology specimens served in cafeteria Staff hypnotised by talking machines Idiots blithering and blathering Alternate universe seen thru laparoscope Anesthesiologist swallowed beeper Everyone called in sick

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