In the new MLOTD empire, we shall change the judicial system to reflect the chaotic and random nature of our government. All civil and criminal disputes will be solved by 8-Ball Tribunal. The 8-Ball Tribunal has been used by the MLOTD for years as a peaceful method of resolution. Majority wins, and if the 8-Ball Tribunal cannot decides, the matter must be resolved by ThunderDome protocols. That's DAMNED Justice, baby!
enter question below, and click on the three 8-balls.
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Two DAMNED enter! One DAMNED leaves! If the eternal wisdom of the 8-Ball is not recognized, or cannot provide a solution, the MLOTD have constructed a full-sized replica of the ThunderDome in the middle of the desert. Two DAMNED enter! One DAMNED leaves! The involved parties will have an assortment of blunt objects, cordless power tools, rusty sports equipment, Rap and New Country CD's, and medieval weapons to choose from. These weapons are suspended on the metal frame of ThunderDome, which the involved persons must climb. Two DAMNED enter! One DAMNED leaves! This is old-school ThunderDome, therefore lifelines such as "Ask the Audience" and "Call a Friend" will not be recognized. Two DAMNED enter! One DAMNED leaves! The MLOTD is proud to provide parking at the ThunderDome. We cannot be held liable if your vehicle is commandeered, blown up, or has had it's fuel tank emptied. Post-Apocalyptic dress code in effect. No leather thongs, please. |
