sara tonens solipsistic dead zone

In this section of your page you erase what is written here and write whatever you want...even HTML code. i want to write something that will change the world. so whatever i write is what i want to write. i dont know how far over this goes but it just keeps on going. ~here i pressed "save"~ ~here i pressed "view"~ ~here i closed the window~ ~here i closed the "window"~ ~here i pressed "edit"~ now that ive figured out what this looks like, i will take the next logical step and explain why this will change the world. there is only one world. it has now been updated.

i specifically designed this page to be sinister, so parents, you may want to send your children into another room
(for my convenience i havent added an adultcheck™).

disavowal: the paradox of irresponsibility which must be visited before proceeding further into my realm of mental prostitution.

• if the title ("blinking text") is not blinking then there may be a serious malfunction in your computer. you should
  ifa)shut down your computer and
  ifb)take it apart and
  ifc)put it back together correctly.
  
• if that doesnt work you should
  ifa2)return to sender and
  ifb2)pay to have it checked.
  
• if that doesnt work
  ifc2)start back at a) and
  ifd1)keep at it till it works.
  
  
• if the title is blinking then you should
  ifa3)wait until you have come down out of your windowpane and
  ifb3)leave your computer running so you
  ifc3)run up your bill while you
  ifd2)go to your local optometrist to
  ife1)see if you are seeing correctly, then
  iff1)press f1 rapidly and repeatedly, and finally
  ifg1)start over from step a2)

hey, doesnt a page that utilizes blinking text(s) annoy you?! :)

i hate these smiley things--> :) ;) ,) :^) ;^) :>) *^) :-) +^) =^) =^" :^" =)
i also hate these arrow things--> (<--).

here in sara tonens solipsistic dead zone, we are firm believers in solipsism. at some point in time we may have actually been capable of caring about that in which you believe, but due to the over-reaching doctrine of the "Dead Zone Dogma™", by which we are required to organize both our days and our nights, we did not and we do not.

where were we? oh, yes...
to even be considered to be allowed to check out this site you must first answer one question. the envelope please?
and the question is...

(drumroll)...:

do you believe in solipsism?
once you come up with an answer, congratulate your self for accomplishing something in life and go to section part 2. Ah, but first!
you must answer a second question, which is...(you know this one)...do you know what solipsism is?

• if so, continue to the choose-your-own-existence portion of this page.
• if not, then you must:
  ifa3)wait until you have realized how much of an idiot you are. then
  ifb3)leave your computer running so you
  ifc3)run up your bill while you
  ifd2)find out the location of your local library
  ife1)go to the library (be careful, they have books inside)
  iff1)press f1 repeatedly as you
  ifg2)spend the whole day thoroughly researching the topic until you become the worlds foremost expert on the
  ife1)topic. then
  ifh1) continue to g1 (see above).

• if you do not believe in solipsism, then i am sitting in my room, in a town, thats in a state, thats on a planet you dont know, commanding/forcing you to leave this site...i...mean...asking you politely to...leave...this site. (Geoh!cities politely advises...i mean, demands subordinance regarding the ever-hazy concern of whether or not one internet provider should or is even federally mandated to allow it's clients the right to display any form, shape, or mode of anger directed in any direction, exclusive of that which is inward, which is understandable because most of the adults that lurk around these parts are not looking for freedom of speech. obviously they are searching for the "Barely Legal" chat rooms which are often frequented by minors and they have not witnessed this behaviour which, in the past, some have considered to be novel. it does not matter whether or not i apologize for the rants, raves, and/or opinions which, as it has been pre-determined, you are destined to encounter within this site because i am no longer a strong supporter of that [freaking] censorship).
  
• however if you do believe in solipsism, you are now in complete control of the dead zone and you should proceed to the what do you want? portion of this page.
  
• if you do not want to believe in solipsism but still wish to stay on this site and do stuff...and stuff, you must press the back button (located in the upper left corner of your browser (right now before you proceed any further) and proceed (yes indeed) to some other site that does not exist (because the "Dead Zone Dogma™" will not allow co-existence)).
  
• if you do believe in solipsism but do not want to do anything, pretend not to go to the what dont you want? section of this page.
  
• if you do/nt believe in solipsism but do/nt want to do something, go to the what do/nt you want? part of this page.
  
• if you dont know if you want to do something, go to what you want?

do you want to continue doing exactly what you said you didnt? if so proceed to the choose-your-own-existence portion of this page. if not, dont do anything. either way you fall to your death from an unspecified height and must reload this page. try again.



what do/nt you want?
if your response contained do, then you receive a 2nd and 3rd question. what dont you want? you took it all. what about me?
if your response contained dont, then you receive a 2nd and 3rd question. what dont you want? you took it all. what about me?



what you want?
do what you want on some other page(s) that do(es)nt really exist.



other somethings to do in this page (A.K.A. heroes of zelda)

samsara--the show where birth and death indefinitely revolve around misery (with most of the emphasis placed on the central one (these people are very self-centered)).
warning: due to the graphic portrayal of self (in spanish), viewer discretion is advised.
Premium Geoh!cities-easiest free home pages--domain, email, no ads, more space, password protection, subdomains, and more! yeah, i know my nose is brown but at least ive still got a homepage! you should really check this out!
the surprise--now, now, you naughty little thing, its a surprise.
the revisionist --a modern day tribute to slavery, racism, and ignorance.
on the nature of existence--an essay.



now its time for the quasi-daily aforemention for this part of the day:
ive already taken the next logical step. i have changed the aforementioned world.

14/2/98
recent updates and upcoming updates:

coming soon: various structural renovations, including, but not limited to, frames, will be added to render this site
coming soon: absolutely inaccessible!
coming soon: blinking text will be utilized throughout the entire site to make the comprehension of the hazy notions,
coming soon: unfounded theories, and untestable hypotheses contained within as simple as possible!
coming soon: better dead links!
coming soon: more incessant drivel!
coming soon: larger pictures to slow loading time down even more!
coming (our goal is to make loading time as slow as eternity and only through your support and commitment can we reach this goal)!
coming soon: smaller text!
coming soon: smaller hidden text!
coming soon: more pictures that refuse to load, like this one!

14/2--the editors of this page wouldnt like to apologize for the error in yesterdays posting [correction for up and coming dates] which erroneously stated the correction date as 14/2. the correct date should have read 14/2. thank me.

15/2--the editors of this page will not apologize for the error in yesterdays posting [correction for the correction for up and coming dates] which erroneously stated, "the correct date should have read 14/2." the correct correction phrase should have read, "the correct date should have read 13/2." cuinhell.







yes. this has been yet another site filled with inside jokes, biting sarcasm, and/or blatant exhibitions of (probably misdirected) hatred stemming from an insecure soul searching for a comforting self that offers little (if any) social insight into a world in which only one exists.

click here for more information on abducting aliens, conspiring theorists, and the team here at sara tonen.

FACT: people have committed suicide before leaving this site.

teleport my rotting corpse back to the dead zone.

sign my guestbook...and you shall never die. forever you shall live.
view my guestbook...and you shall die. forever you shall never live.

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