Monday....Depressing
Trying to renew my drivers license, but the clerk says I don't exist. They tell me the government has declared me DEAD and that I can pick a new name out of this HUGE book if I want to.
I tell the guy that I am NOT dead and I can prove it, and I bite him so they try to arrest me but the police say dead people can't go to jail. They make me pick a new name, with handcuffs on, so I pick Julia Dreyfuss (Yeah, an actress, I know) and then I spend ages calling people to tell them my new name.
But everyone says I am dead, and hangs up the phone.