You Know you're a Real Raver When....
- You are willing to spend 40 bucks on a party you might not get into, or 50 bucks on something taht may not be E, but you find it hard to part with your $3 water bottle.
- The total amount of sleep you get on the weekends is the sum of how many times you blink since Friday night.
- You can stand right infront of 5000watts speaker for an hour and be loving it.
- You have a sleeping pattern that will kill human beings.
- You buy clothes based on textures.
- You have one trackmind and it goes beep-beep-boom-boom-beep-beep (or...
oountz-oountz-doof-doof-oountz-oountz-doof-doof!)
- You are not surprised when black stuff comes out your nose the day after the party.
- You navigate around the city using service station as landmarks.
- You've got a huge pile of dead glo stick in your room and you refuse to throw it away because of its sentimental value.
- You've got so many glowing shit in your room you can't sleep because of the brightness.
- You say hello or wave to a person you saw on the last rave without knowing who the
fuck they are.
- Your Idea of Literature refer to the stack of Beat and TRM magazine in the corner of the room.
- You wont spend money on things you need, but if someone in a party needs a dollar
you gave it to them.
- You grin like a dumbass when you see a commercial for 'E' news
- You feel subhuman on Sundays cos you're tired,cracked out, deaf, dirty, sore, and
you're still seeing those damn spots.
- All your friends have dumb names like Subsonic, Chronic, Novice, Rabbit, Muffin,
Gollum, Safron...etc
- You' re all ears when you hear the word "Mitshubishi" even if when people refering to
the Car.
- You think perhaps Bill Gate were thinking about something else when he designed that little 'e' logo on the corner of your computer.
- You been friends with someone for weeks without knowing their first name,
"Whattaya mean Sawa's real name isn't Sawa?"
- You drive your car home and feel like you;re in a video game.
- Your washing machine starts making a noise and you and your friends argue if its tribal or trance (or should we say old old jungle)
- You have the most indepth interesting conversation with a 10 years old.
- Shrugging your shoulders can constitute for a conversation.
- You start to describe dates using parties instead of calendar dates, " I have'nt been this tired since Hardware7!"
- You got flyers all over your wall (kinda like wall paper)
- You get home and you have nothing to tell your Parents about the weekend
- You can't pass an Empty Warehouse,big open field, hangar, phone booth, without having thatt far off look in your eye and saying 'wow...what a great site for a rave...'
- You start to Refer to a person not with their real last name, John the Painter, Anna the
Glow girl, Steve the Dealer...etc
- You forget about your dream of wanting to become a Doctor, instead you are wondering what it is like to become a cartoon character...
- You likes things with a lot of pockets- nifty place for hiding my pills-
- You dont give a fuck what you look like anymore and just dance dance dance...
- When hygiene is optional 7 am in the morning- Hey lets head for the after party-
- You have 6 food groups instead of five, the last one would be your Raving supplements
- Chuppa chupps is seperate food groups for you.
- While all your friends are getting married and having kids, you are collecting Yo Yo's and trying to remove chewed up gum from your phat pants...
Compiled from anonymous forward e-mails, other facts you can give me write to : chiqluvto@fuckyou.co.uk