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Section 1: The lines that might actually work because of their sappiness.

Section 2: The Beavis and Butthead list of Pick-up Lines.

Rebuttals: Pick-up lines and some imaginative responses.

The List: The whole thing, in the order I got them (more or less).

Blame: A somewhat complete list of those responsible for me getting as many as I did.

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