Mr. Idiot Stories: (Leslie) episode #3 Run Away as fast as you can Mr. Idiot is coming after you with a sword. You have three choices: You jump up and backwards; jump off the cliff, or run away as fast as you can. You decide the only reasonable thing to do is run away as fast as you can. You have to act fast. Mr. Idiot is about to stab you. You wait until the blade just barely touches you then, seeing the cliff beside you, run along the edge of the cliff until you see some place to take cover when you run. You see a strong looking tree by where you are standing. Mr. Idiot follows you as fast as he can (which I might add isn’t very fast). Then you stop all of a sudden by your chosen spot and know your destination. As Mr. Idiot thinks he has you, you dart away as fast as you can from the edge of the cliff. You run as fast and as hard as you possibly can, but despite your efforts you fail to notice a stick sticking up from the ground. Tripping over it, you notice Mr. Idiot picking up speed toward you. You are sure this’ll be the end of you. As you regretfully realize you are doomed, Mr. Idiot raises the sword, then to your surprise he lowers it again then quickly raises it again, he gives you a big blow on your head with the flat part of the sword. You, going unconscious, realize he is dragging you across the ground then you totally blank out. When you slowly begin to become conscience again, you become aware that you are in some kind of either cave or e tunnel. Mr. Idiot is sitting across from you at a rock table. You sit up, then getting your bearings straight you scream. Mr. Idiot tells you to shut-up or he really will kill you. You decide he means what he says so you be quiet. Mr. Idiot, moving across the room lights a candle and then sits down. You hear water from someplace nearby. Mr. Idiot then gets up and forcefully asks you where the 3 entrances are to the Star Road in Spellbinder land. You have no idea of what he is talking about so you say so. He says shut-up again and tells you you do know where the entrances are to Spellbinder land. Then suddenly, as if a chill just went through you, you remember a childhood story told to you by your grandparents. You wonder what ever became of them. You have the info. Mr. Idiot wants, the real question is are you going to give it to him, or not? “I’m your uncle,” Mr. Idiot continues, “you’d better do what I ask.” You jump to your feet and then shout back at him, “how do I know you really are my uncle.” Then he replies, “because I’m your mother’s brother.” You tell him he needs proof. He gets out his birth certificate and shows you under siblings. You say, “Fine, I believe you, but If I tell you what’ll happen.” Mr. Idiot goes, “I want to know the secret of the gun powder. I know you know that, too. You better do what I ask, or I shove my sword down your throat.” You think on that. Then you tell him he had to do is go to the library and look it up. He tells you he doesn’t know how to read and just fakes that he does. Then you say ,“everyone from this world knows how to read.” Then he says, “that’s right, princess, I’m not from this world. Now answer my two requests NOW!!!” You don’t know what to do now. You shrug your shoulders and wonder what to do next. Should you 1. Tell Mr. Idiot everything he wants to know? 2. Run deeper into the tunnels 3. Get out your shot gun and shoot Mr. Idiot. A Href="index.htm">back to main page
Please choose.
If you choose:
Tell Mr. Idiot everything he wants to know?...
Run deeper into the tunnels...
Get out your shot gun and shoot Mr. Idiot.