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EMERGENCY is the KEY word. You be the Judge. |
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Mother calls 911 because the husband had taught the 4 yoa curse words.
A broken down motorist call 911 on his cellular phone, requesting 911
call a wrecker because he doesn't have the number.
A man calls in to report that he has just been robbed of ...... all of his
illegal drugs.
Aliens in your home. |
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Male gets his private part stuck in zipper and the doctor can't free it. ****
"My electricity is out"
My phone doesn't let me dial out. Can you make a phone call for me. |
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You traded your car for crack, and now want to report it stolen.
A grandfather calls in because his 12 yoa grandaughter will not
brush her hair before leaving for school.
Your wife left you for another woman.
Mother can not coax her small 5 year old inside to have his bath.
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I need a ride. I'm too stupid to drive.
I've fallen and I can't get up. ***
Called 911 to report the dispatcher would not let you go 1040. |
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The correct answer is two. Two of the statements are true emergencies. So the next time you are considering calling 911 EMERGENCY please do not start the conversation with "Well this is really not an emergency, but I didn't know who else to call." You may be taking our attention away from the REAL EMERGENCIES. If you are ever in doubt CALL 411, a TAXI, a WRECKER,or enroll in a "parenting skills" class. When all else fails then Dial 911. |
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Dear Mr Citizen,
I am here to protect and serve. However in the future please refrain from:
Flagging me down in the middle of a hurricane to ask for directions to the model homes, when the water is up to my knees.
Blowing your horn at me, while I am attempting to make a felony traffic stop.
Driving 10 miles a hour under the speed limit, when you see me in your rearview mirror.
Refusing to move to the right when you see me approaching you with my lights and siren on.
Telling me "I work for you!"
Calling my superiors when I am driving 10 miles a hour over the speed limit, I may be on the way to your home to protect your wife, daughter or property.
Treating me like dirt, when I am there to assist you in your dysfunctional life.
Calling on me to discipline your unruly children at the age of 10.
Taking your anger out on me when I arrest your husband for assaulting you. You called me for help.
Sincerely.
Your Friendly Law Enforcement Officer
PS
If I work for you, could you do something about these polyester uniforms and how about a raise. |
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ARMED ROBBERY IN PROGRESS, A CONCERNED CITIZEN ON HIS WAY TO THE BANK NOTICED A SUSPICIOUS LOOKING MALE CARRYING A DUFFLE BAG GOING INTO THE SAME BANK, THE CITIZEN WAITED OUTSIDE, DIALED 911 AND WAS INSTRUMENTAL IN THE CAPTURE OF THE ROBBERY SUSPECT. THE CALLER NOT ONLY GAVE DETAILED INFORMATION TO THE 911 OPERATOR, BUT ALSO DIRECTED INNOCENT CITIZENS AWAY FROM THE AREA OF THE BANK. KEEPING IN CONTACT WITH 911, THE CALLER WAS ABLE TO ADVISE ALL THE INFORMATION NEEDED FOR THE CAPTURE OF THE BANK ROBBER AS HE RAN OUT OF THE BANK LEAVING A BOX SAID TO CONTAIN A BOMB. THANK YOU MR. CITIZEN FOR BEING AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS AND YOUR COURAGE TO ASSIST.THE ROBBERY SUSPECTS LAST WORDS, THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT. |
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ROBBERY IN PROGRESS.....Three males were apprehended after they robbed at gunpoint a well known eatery. Again the call came in while the robbery was being committed. With the quick response of the 911 operators, the information was given out. All unit in the area raced to the scene. A school security officer, whom always seems to be a god send to us, was in the right place at the right time. He spotted the getaway vehicle and gave chase. Calling in the direction of travel the other road units were able to converge in the area. Deputy Morris, kept the vehicle in site and once the subjects bailed from the vehicle he gave chase on foot. With the air unit over head, giving detailed information other units enroute to special details also converged on the area and apprehended the first two males. The third subject was captured a short time later after he ran to a crimefighters home, and felt he was suspicious, called in to 911 and was extremely helpful as units arrived to capture the third subject. Another fine job by all involved. Dont mess with US! |
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Report of car theft, A man called in to report his vehicle stolen. Officers quickly responded to his location. After an extensive investigation, It appeared the man had "loaned" his vehicle to a "new-freind" and only the first name of the suspect was known. All corners were checked and the car was found parked on the side of the road, out of gas. As the officers responed back to the victim of the car theft. Not only was he informed of the location of the car but also he was getting a free ride the county jail. Seems the victim forgot his license had been suspened and never showed up to court, so a outstanding warrant was issued. The man has since been reunited with his new-friend, and phone calls from the jail to the pay-phone on her corner is their only way of communication. Another fine job done by law enforcement. |
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With the report of a recent semi-truck stolen, officers responded and quickly issued a "be on the look out". While a search of the area was being conducted, not only was the semi recovered but also the suspects.. It appears the semi was taken before the driver could fill the tank and it ran out of gas. As the deputy was waiting for a wrecker to remove the rig from its location, not only did a wrecker arrive, but also the suspects in another stolen rig. They intended to put gas in it and be on their way. They were ...on their way STRAIGHT TO JAIL . Don't leave home without it......GASOLINE that is. Another fine job. |
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Runaway
What kind of person yells for help
Only to find help is within themselves.
What kind of person yells at the wolves
Only to find it is wolves in lambs clothing.
What kind of person cries and cries
Only to find they have become the latest headline.
What kind of person would jeopardize the breathe
of a fellow man.
Only to find they are left standing there.
What kind of person could sleep at night,
Knowing they left their partner, there to die.
Written by MIC inspired by a true story. |
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