Number of people who haven't abandoned me yet: 14
We're sorry, but the BS List is CLOSED! (But if it wasn't, I would have hit 200 by now.)
Our business hours are 8 AM, August 29, 1994 to 5 PM, August 14, 2000.
Thank you for your support.
News
August 2005 - Still living in CT, but now working in Middletown, thanks to a narrowly avoided layoff. In case anyone's wondering. That's okay, I like it there.
December 2003 - A lot of people have been telling me I look like I am forty years old, completely oblivious to the fact that I was born in August 1977. Eventually, I began to believe them. So now I'm officially 40. Boy are my parents surprised - no wonder, it turns out they had me when they were 15 and before either of them had met each other, instead of at 29 after seven years of marriage. All that, plus I have no clue how my thirties went. Wonders never cease.
Stupidity
Old IRC Stuff
Here's a lot of pics of myself.
For anyone who thinks they're too big, I agree.
FAQ (work in progress)
Sexually Slanted Movie Quotes, because I got bored again.
Pics of Moxy Fruvous' 5/6/99 concert in Clifton Park, NY.
Pics of All Night Crew outside, 5/2/99 XOOM sucks so the other link is gone.
Pics of Genericon 12, 1/22/99
FIVE YEARS LATER: Pics of Genericon 17, 1/17/04
THE PLACE, Sherando Lake (Taken 6/29/1996)
More to come, eventually..
Current e-mail: elfpvke@hotmail.com
Whereabouts (February 2005)
Currently, I can be found on the following places. Note the severe reduction in hours. I am valiantly attempting to get a life. And failing miserably.
Work: Monday - Friday , 9:30-6 (sometimes online on AIM & MSN)
Driving to and from Work: Monday - Friday, 8-9:30 AM, 6-7:30 PM (not online)
Playing Pool: Monday night (not online)
Anime Club, Sept-May: Fri night (occasionally), Sat night (not online)
AOL Instant Messenger: "Elfpvke" - afternoons M-F, all nights but Mon and Sat (but check for me those days too)
MSN Messenger: "elfpvke@hotmail.com" (see above)
Yahoo Messenger: "elfpvke" (occasionally)
telnet://presidium.org:6900 : My Incredibly Dead Sanctuary (rarely)
ICQ: #14074415 :(rarely, but leave me a message)
Other Links
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