The Freak Test

THE FREAK TEST;

HAVE YOU EVER :

1. HAD SEX? (5 POINTS)
2. ORAL SEX? (5 PTS.) TO ORGASM? (5PTS.)
3. SWALLOWED SEMEN? (5PTS.)
4. PRACTICE BONDAGE, OR SADO-MASICHISTIC BEHAVIOR? (5 PTS.)
5. HAD ANAL SEX? (5PTS) TO ORGASM? (5 PTS.)
6. HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?(10 PTS.)
7. HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON AT A TIME? (10 PTS.)
8. HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON IN A WEEK? (7 PTS)
9. USED SEX TOYS? (7 PTS)
10 BROUGHT A DIRTY MAGAZINE? (3 PTS)
11. WATCH A PORNO? (3 PTS)
12. BEEN IN A 69? (3 PTS)
13. HAD PHONE SEX? (5 PTS)
14. MASTURBATED? (5 PTS) IN A PUBLIC PLACE? (5PTS)
15. HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? (5 PTS) PARK? (1 PT) SUBWAY (3 PTS) ALLEY WAY? (2 PTS) TRAIN OR BUS STATION? (3 PTS) PUBLIC BATHROOM?(3 PTS)
16. GOTTEN CARPET BURNS? (3 PTS.)
17. PARTICIPATED IN AN ORGY? (10 PTS)
18. WATCHED SOMEONE HAVING SEX? (7 PTS.)
19. HAD SEX WITH OTHERS WATCHING YOU? (7 PTS.)
20. SUCKED OR LICKED YOUR OWN : FEMALES- BREAST OR VAGINA? (12 PTS) MALES- PENIS? (12 PTS)
21. PAID FOR SEX? (8PTS)
22. BEEN PAID FOR SEX? (8PTS)
23. HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND? (8 PTS)
24. PASS OUT DURING SEX? (5 PTS)
25. HAD AN STD? (8 PTS)
26. HAD SEX WITHOUT CONTRACEPTIVES? (6 PTS)
27. HAD SEX ANYPLACE OTHER THAN THE BEDROOM? (3 PTS FOR EACH PLACE.)
LADIES EXTRA CREDIT: (BE HONEST)
28. EVER RECEIVED A FACIAL (SEMEN IN YOUR FACE) AND LIKED IT?(15PTS)


SCORING: 1 - 5: HOW DOES IT LOOK UP THERE WITH THE ANGELS?
26 - 55: OK, YOU KNOW THE BARE MINIMUM. GO JOIN A SEX-ED. CLASS.
56 - 85: OK, YOU`RE JUST ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF BEING A FREAK.
86 - 125: WELCOME TO THE LAND OF THE FREAKS!! HERE`S YOUR CERTIFICATE THAT YOU COMPLETED THE FREAK CORRESPONDENCE COURSE.
126 - 170: YOU ARE A BONAFIDE FREAK!!! YOU COULD TEACH A FREAK CLASS.
171 + : YOU ARE THE DEAN OF FREAK COLLEGE. YOU`RE NOT ONLY A CLIENT, YOU DA FREAKY PRESIDENT.