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Evils Immortal Realms! |
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OH MY GAWD WHAT WAS THAT!?!
Ok U know it…I don’t own it….so get over it! Catchy hey..he he that applies to all my stories even if I forget to put it on there! Here goes nothing.. Damn u Nathan! I’ve still got that damn digimon song in my head!!!! *pulls out handfuls of hair* Oh my gawd was that?!?! (A/N sorry I gotta think up a better title!) Kami stood on the tower looking over the side down at the Earth..which was very far away. "Mr Popo, will you come here please?" He didn’t even turn around. ‘cough-cough’ "I’m here Kami" "Good" He turned around "Now remember what we did last night Mr Popo??" Mr Popo just stood there shaking. "Y-Yes Kami" He nodded "Well Mr Popo I’ve decided that I want to do it again…." Mr Popo started to shake even harder.. "N-n-n-no no Kami please…please don’t make me do that!?!" Kami took Mr Popo away by the hand… "Yes Mr Popo, I think its time we discovered whether or not you have a…" His last words became so soft that they could not be heard by any one but Mr Popo. "NO, KAMI PLEASE DON’T!! I DON’T WANT TO DO THAT!" *scene changes* (A/N: he he I am evil!!) Cell is pacing back and forth in a dingy cell. The walls are covered with grime and rats crawl around on the floor. "Damn Freiza! I knew I shouldn’t have trusted him!" His expression softened "I know he wont hurt me, but I trusted him when he said he’d take care of me after those horrible earthlings tried to blast me away" Cell pouted, showing the softer side of himself was hard for him to do and it made him seem vulnerable. ‘creak, swish swish’ "Oh Cell. Are you still here?" You couldn’t miss the sarcasm dripping from Freiza’s voice. A key turned in the lock of Cell’s cell (A/N: sorry for the pun!) Cell rushed forward towards Freiza who had a smirk on his face. "Oh Freiza why did you lock me here? Was I *that* bad? Oh please say I wasn’t?" Cell pleaded. (A/N digimon digital monsters, digimon are…..oh yeah the story…sorry) Freiza shook his head "No you were *quite* amusing…and yes don’t you remember. You were absolutely horribly behaved...*Imagine* you had the hide to want to spank ME!" Cell was practically on his knees before Freiza, begging for forgiveness "Oh dear one i'm soooo sorry. It’s just my emotions ran away with me! I didn’t mean it! You remind me of..of what was his name?? That brat who beat me..umm Gohan I think that was his name…he was soo hot! I couldn’t keep my hands off him…ohh and that father of his…he was an absolute dish! Oh Goku!" he moaned as he was kneeling on the floor. Freiza looked at him..he looked like he was in ecstasy!… "Goku you say…that worthless piece of saiyan trash!" he growled swinging around hitting Cell on the head with his tail and knocking him out. He sped away from Cell, who was half sprawled in the corridor, muttering ‘what a Dottie, I want him now!’ *scene changes yet again* Piccolo flew between the trees keeping his target in sight. "ahhh help me someone!!" it screamed dodging trees and animals alike. "Mmmm you’ll do quite nicely" Piccolo muttered, flying under a low branch. The little white dot in front of him stopped, he’d reached the end of the forest. No more places to hide, it was all flat land in the desert. Piccolo laughed at how easy it was "HA HA HA you are nothing compared to me! I will enjoy eating you…arm by arm…leg by leg…mmm I can just taste you." It got all too much for Piccolo, who doubled his speed, he’d rather do it than think about it. He reached out his arm….his very loooooong arm and caught the little white person by the shoulder. "Nuh-uh you’re not going anywhere, It’s..DINNER TIME!" Chao-zu screamed! "HELP ME!! MAD NAMEK ON THE LOOSE!" but he knew it was no good..no one could hear him scream. ‘Oh kami, I gotta get out of here!’ he thought frantically trying to break Piccolos grasp on his shoulder. "Yummy!" Choa-zu decided to try one more time he took a deep breath and... "HELP ME! SOMEONE HELP ME! SAVE ME! I wish the Goblins would take Piccolo away! " ‘Hey!’ he though ‘where did that come from?’ He looked up…either way it hadn’t worked Piccolos canine teeth gleamed as they started towards Chao-zu’s chubby arm. "Don’t touch him!" Piccolo swung around viciously. Chao-zu looked up hoping this man, this very weird looking man might save him. "Who…are…YOU?" Piccolo growled staring at the cause of his annoyance, doesn’t he know how hard it is to each when someone is watching you! "Me, I am Nathan, King of the Goblins… and who might you be?" The tall man smirked looking down at the namek , noticing that he has bigger feet than the Namek as well. "I’m Piccolo AND" he growled "I’m trying to eat here!" The Goblin King laughed a maniacal laugh which sent shivers down Choa-zu’s spine. "Well Piccolo it seems I shall have to disrupt your meal as you are coming with me!" He flicked his wrist and a crystal sphere appeared in his hand…Piccolo let go of Choa-zu and got into a fighting stance. "Well I’m afraid I’m not coming with you!" Piccolo growled as Choa-zu ran for his life. "Oh my green friend how wrong you are" |