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Evils Immortal Realms! |
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OH MY GAWD WHAT WAS
THAT....Part 2 Disclaimer: You know it...i don’t own it…do sue me coz u wont
get anything but a kitty who doesn’t know what a litter box is! "Yummy!" Choa-zu decided to try one more time he took a
deep breath and... "HELP ME! SOMEONE HELP ME! SAVE ME! I wish the Goblins would take
Piccolo away! " ‘Hey!’ he though ‘where did that come from?’ He looked up…either
way it hadn’t worked Piccolos canine teeth gleamed as they started towards Chao-zu’s
chubby arm. "Don’t touch him!" Piccolo swung around viciously. Chao-zu looked
up hoping this man, this very weird looking man might save him. "Who…are…YOU?"
Piccolo growled staring at the cause of his annoyance, doesn’t he know how hard it is to
eat when someone is watching you! "Me, I am Nathan, King of the Goblins… and who
might you be?" The tall man smirked looking down at the namek , noticing that he has
bigger feet than the Namek as well. "I’m Piccolo AND" he growled "I’m
trying to eat here!" The Goblin King laughed a maniacal laugh which sent shivers down
Choa-zu’s spine. "Well Piccolo it seems I shall have to disrupt your meal as you
are coming with me!" He flicked his wrist and a crystal sphere appeared in his hand…Piccolo
let go of Choa-zu and got into a fighting stance. "Well I’m afraid I’m not coming
with you!" Piccolo growled as Choa-zu ran for his life. "Oh my green friend how
wrong you are" Evil sat in front of her Tv. “5, 4 ,3 , 2, 1…” And now for
todays episode of Dragonball Z! she cheered as she watched the cartoon wishing that it was
real , for only the 50th time that afternoon. “oki today should be…hmm I
can’t remember dammit …come on! ” she murmured waiting impatiently for her favourite
show. Curled up on the lounge she was semi relaxed until Choa-zu’s whiter than white
face showed up on the screen. “Help! Mad namek on the loose!! Help!” Evil watched with
fascination as the little white monk ran away from what looked to be a hungry Piccolo. “But
I though nameks only drank water?!” Evil questioned the tv, surprised as all hell when
Piccolo leapt for Choa-zu yelling “YUMMY!” and even more surprise when Choa-zu yelled
"HELP ME! SOMEONE HELP ME! SAVE ME! I wish the Goblins would take Piccolo away!" Jumping up from the lounge Evil stared in shock at the TV before
yelling “what the fuck has he got to do with this?!?!!” Getting closer to the screen
she fell on her rear-end in shock when “Nathan, King of the Goblins” made his little
entrance. His maniacal laughter sent familiar shivers down her spine. “on no not again”
she murmured certain this was going to turn out horrible. Evil stared at the screen
helpless as Piccolo prepared to fight someone…correction something he had no hope of
fighting. Desperation overrode her sanity, no he couldn’t do this. HE wasn’t going to
do this! Jumping up she raced into her room, searching desperately she found what she was
looking for. A single blemishless crystal sphere. Grasping the sphere she threw it at the wall. As it broke Evil
felt herself shift…shift in time, shift in reality and shift in form… Landing with a sharp jolt to her posterior Evil quickly surveyed
her surroundings. Orientating on the tall namek and the even taller Goblin King she raced
over to where they were arguing. It seemed that The Goblin Kings magic was having a hard
time dealing with the namek. “Nathan,” she yelled “What in the blue blazes are you
doing here?!?!” Evil glared at him she had meant to swear quite profanely but her words
had been censored! How RUDE! The Goblin King cast a surprise glance in her direction “I
could ask you the same thing…but since you asked me first…and you asked me so
eloquently…I am doing my job” Evil ground her fit into her palm “No your not.
Now go away and bother someone else!” Evil blushed then declared to the sky “How am I
meant to get my point across if im censored! You bunch of lazy, know-it-all, ass holes!!” Grinning she said out loud again “Now we’ll try this again…Fuck
off Nathan, keep the fuck away from this reality and your fucking hands of its characters!”
Nodding to herself, she watched as Nathan, the illustrious goblin king eyed her carefully.
“Oh but I can’t you see… I was summoned here, so I must take someone from here. It
is my price, if you remember?” Smirking at her Evil wished that her ‘past’ with him
was left in the past. “You can’t destroy the timeline here” she pointed out to him
smugly “If you have to take someone why not take someone…unimportant?” she suggested…anyway
to get him the hell off this show and back to where he belongs she thought. “You know I
cant do that” he cooed at her “ my price is here” he continued, pointing at the
namek who didn’t have the sense to run from danger. Then with an abnormally fast reflex
he produced a crystal sphere and threw it at his “price”. Evil could only watch in horror as Piccolo seemed to dissapear
painfully slowly. “You fucking bastard! You don’t care about anything do you! You
heartless, thankless asshole!” “Thankless! You have much to thank me for young lady!
And I don’t EVER remember thanking me!” he ground out between his teeth as he stalked
closer to her. Standing within inches of her “NEVER once did you thank me for what I did
for you!” he bellowed in her face. Coming even closer to him Evil yelled “I have
nothing to thank you for! All you did was cause me pain! All you continue you to do is
cause me pain! Why should I thank you for MORE pain!” standing on her tip toes she
stared straight into his eyes, her rage fueled by his careless attitude and disregard for
his fellow ‘beings’. But then without warning the Goblin King crushed his lips to hers.
In pure shock Evil did nothing as he masterfully manipulated her lips, then raised his
hand to tip her head back as he attempted to deepen the kiss. *Smack* Evil slapped his
face and glared at him, the dreamy face he had been wearing seemed to fade as the red hand
mark on his face darkened. “HOW DARE YOU TRY AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME! YOU FUCKING
BASTARD I HATE YOU FUCKING GUTS DON’T EVEN COME CLOSE TO ME AGAIN!” and with that Evil
turned around to storm off but a hand caught her shoulder. “Don’t you ever hit me like
that again! “ he spat in her ear. “ Here, you might need this if u plan to ever get
your friend back.” And with that he viciously threw a crystal at her and disappeared,
without his usual show Evil noticed abstractly. Her empty hand went to her lips, she could
still feel the warm pressure of his lips on hers, still shocked she turned and started to
walk towards the city in the distance without even a thought in her beyond. ‘He kissed
me…’.
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