Note: I have taken this from a poster and is copywrited. Unfortunately I wasn't able to find the correct graphics.
I still hope that you enjoy reading it!



Cattitudes

by Roosevelt

Thank you Sunkist Designs

pawDon't be afraid to bite the hand that feeds you pawPlay with your food pawClimb trees, especially Christmas trees pawAlways take center stage pawWhenever you do something bad, be sure to make it appear as if the dog did it pawBe aloof, cunning and regal pawTrim your claws on the new furniture pawChoose only the finest silk drapes for climbing pawDon't let the words "No" or "Bad Kitty" deter you pawBe sure to rub up against the allergic house guests pawUnroll all the toilet paper pawIf you have light fur, choose the darker furniture and clothing to shed on (and vice versa) pawHide when someone breaks into the house pawDon't bother knocking over the cheap knickknacks pawOnly eat the most expensive food pawDon't ever be satisfied with being inside or outside pawHave a little catnip now and then pawDisappear every once in a while pawCough up fur balls when company comes pawScatter your kitty litter around pawLook with disdain on everyone pawSleep all day and prowl all night pawShred any paper left out pawDon't come when you're called pawTake time to eat the flowers pawHog all the sunny places pawShare your finest treasures - dead mice, birds, and snakes always bring a great reaction pawGet underfoot whenever possible pawYowl for no reason pawLash out when you're stepped on pawPlay with the garbage when nobody's home pawStake out and claim your own chair pawNap on the warm, clean laundry pawCultivate your mood swings pawInvite yourself onto the dinner table pawHarbor no guilt pawSleep on your owner's chest pawPounce when they least expect it pawMake them beg for affection pawAny food left out is fair game pawWait expectantly by the birdbath pawDon't be afraid to use your claws and hiss pawAct surprised when you break things pawDo not negotiate with mice pawCondescend to sit on a lap now and then pawPerch on furniture like a vulture pawSwish your tail in others' faces pawDo not tolerate puppies and kittens pawRemember, everything belongs to you pawPurr only to please yourself pawCreate and live in a world all your own paw

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